I met her in a club down in old Soho where you drink champagne and it tastes just like cherry-Cola C-O-L-A cola she walked up to me and she asked me to dance I asked her her name and in a dark brown voice she said Lola L-O-L-A Lola Lo lo lo lo Lo - la Well I'm not the world's most physical guy But when she sqeezed me tight she nearly broke my spine Oh my Lola la-la-la-la Lola Well I'm not dumb but I can't understand Why she walked like a woman but talked like a man Oh my Lola la-la-la-la Lola la-la-la-la Lola Well, we drank champagne and danced all night Under electric candle light She picked me up and sat me on her knee and said "Dear boy won't you come home with me?" Well, I'm not the world's most passionate guy, but when I looked in her eyes, well I almost fell for my Lola Lo lo lo lo Lo - la Lo lo lo lo Lo - la Lola Lo lo lo lo Lo - la Lo lo lo lo Lo - la I pushed her away I walked to the door I fell to the floor I got down on my knees Then I looked at her and she at me Well that's the way that I want it to stay And I always want it to be that way for my Lola La-la-la-la Lola Girls will be boys and boys will be girls It's a mixed up muddled up shook up world except for Lola La-la-la-la Lola CHORUS #2: Well I left home just a week before And I'd never ever kissed a woman before But Lola smiled and took me by the hand And said "Dear boy, I'm gonna make you a man" Well I'm not the world's most masculine man But I know what I am and I'm glad I'm a man And so is Lola La-la-la-la Lola la-la-la-la Lola Lola la-la-la-la Lola la-la-la-la Lola