I am Cow Hear me moo I weigh twice as much as you And I look good on the barbecue Yogurt, curd, cream cheese, and butter's Made from liquid from my udders I am cow, I am cow, hear me moo! I am cow, eating grass Methane gas comes out my ass And out my muzzle when I belch Oh the ozone layer is thinner From the outcome of my dinner I am cow, I am cow, I've got gas. I am cow, here I stand Far and wide upon this land And I am living everywhere From B.C. to Newfoundland You can squeeze my teats my hand I am cow, I am cow, I am cow, I am cow, I am cow, I am cow,