She said, "I've seen you here before." I said, "I've been here a time or two." She said, "Hello my name is Bobby Jo Meet my twin sister Betty Lou And we're both feeling kinda wild tonight And your the only cowboy in this place And if you're up for a rodeo I'll put a big Texas smile on your face." I said, "Girls," Chorus I ain't as good as I once was I got a few years on me now But there was a time back in my prime When I could really lay it down And if you need some love tonight Then I might have just enough I ain't as good as I once was But I'm as good once as I ever was I still hang out with my best friend Dave I've known him since we were kids at school Last night he had a few shots Got in a tight spot hustlin' a game of pool With a couple of redneck boys One great big bad biker man I heard David yell across the room "Hey buddy, how 'bout a helping hand? I said, "Dave," Chorus I ain't as good as I once was My how the years have flown But there was time back in my prime When I could really hold my own But if you wanna fight tonight Guess those boys dont look all that tough I ain't as good as I once was But I'm as good once as I ever was I used to be hell on wheels Back when I was a younger man Now my body says, "You can't do this, boy." But my pride says, "Oh yes you can." I ain't as good I once was That's just the cold hard truth I still throw a few back, talk a little smack When I'm feelin' bullet proof So don't double dog dare me now Cause I'd have to call your bluff I ain't as good as I once was But I'm as good once as I ever was May not be good as I once was But I'm as good once as I ever was