Ohh myyyy 20 throw down in my fist of rage And the man to my left has folded down Well Johnny doubled up with a royal flush I had three jacks and a pair of nines My mind is turning - just two shots more There's not much left to play Well then dude walks in, black hat on top, what a mop I'm lucky wasn't a county cop cause I'm just runnin out of time Who's up for game two What to do My wallet's gettin thin And I just lost my watch last night Well I gotta problem Just one answer Gotta throw it all down And kiss it goodbye Yeah! That was a crazy game of poker (That was a crazy game of poker) I lost it all (I lost it all) But someday I'll be back again And I, never to fold. Never to fold Who's up for game three I can barely see the bourbon drowning next to me And I just lost it all Well there's a man sittin next to me Red with smiling eyes Its funny I don't have no money tonight Yeaaaaaaaahhhhhhh That was a crazy game of poker (That was a crazy game of poker) I lost it all (I lost it all) But someday I'll be back again And I, never to fold. (Never to fold) badadabopbopbeedabopbudabeebopbopbopbeebopbopbopbeebabeedababopbop I say now skittleedat dat, Well how bout that? I'm coming out the front never, comin' out the back And I walked into the bar yesterday Cause I had something to do, something to say And Johnny walked in right behind me and I didn't turn around Til I heard the sound of his feet fallin' on the ground I looked over my shoulder and I saw a clown And I said what'cha doin' in the bar tonight. So I said Johnny whatcha doin' tonight? He looked at me with a face full of fright And I said, how 'bout a revolution? And he said right. I say of you say a I say revolution, and you say jah I say of, you say a I say revolution, and you all say jah jahova And I said, what'cha looking at? He hit me across the face with a bat I grabbed my .45 and I said let's get out and go So he opened the door and said do what you're here for I said I'm wandering round the road 44 And I said I been walkin' for about a thousand years. And my feet are growing tired My eyes a little wired Don't know what to do unless I retire And he just said let's play some crazy poker So I said Johnny what'cha doing tonight? He looked at me with a face full of fright And I said, how bout a revolution? And he said right. I say of you say a I say revolution, and you say da I say of, you say a I say revolution, and you all say da da da da-da-dayoh! I said that, was the craziest game of poker that I ever saw I said that, was the craziest game of poker that I ever saw But I'm not gonna quit and I'm not gonna stop I don't give a shit cause I got the drop Johnny just got two eyes just like mine And I'm feeling kinda funky, kinda fine And I drank a bottle'a whiskey, 'fore I came Came to the bar to see what's the same I saw my man named Johnny sittin' across the table from me And to my left was a man, he had no Tan he Didn't even think about starting to sin The man to my right wasn't feeling kinda nice He looked kinda mad and I, I felt bad Beacuse I took his money last night it's kinda funny But now I'm just struggling-- I need a hunnie-bunnie. I don't know what to say anymore So I'm just gonna go out, ay-oh! So I said Johnny whatcha doing tonight? He looked at me with a face full of fright And I said, how 'bout a revolution? And he said right. I say of, you say a I say revolution, and you say da I say of, you say a I say revolution, and you say da I say of, you say a I say revolution, and you say da I say of, you say a I say revolution, and you say da da da da-da-dayoh!