Keep It Rollin Sammy:

I'd Like to shoot you in the ass with a BB Gun
Lay there in the tall grass and laugh at what I done
Put a blood blister up on each bun
I'd Like to shoot you in the ass with a BB Gun

I'd Love to rub your tooth brush on a sick monkey's butt
Give your home phone number to some perverted nut
Tell everybody what you really weigh and then just for fun
I'd Like to shoot you in the ass with a BB Gun

I'd Like to shoot you in the ass with a BB Gun
Lay there in the tall grass and wait for the cops to come
Put a Blood blister up on each bun
I'd Like to shoot you in the ass with a BB Gun

I'd Love to kick your poodle
I'd Love to sling your cat
Bust your Yani CD's with a baseball bat
Send you fat mouth momma sailin' like the flyin nun
I'd Like to shoot you in the ass with a BB Gun

I'd Like to shoot you in the ass with a BB Gun
Lay there in the tall grass and wait for the cops to come
Put a Blood blister up on each bun
I'd Like to pop Sally Field right square in the ass with a Red Ryder BB Gu-huuun