I wanna talk to you Last time we talked Mr Smith you reduced me to tears I promise you that won't happen again Do I attract you? Do I repulse you with my queasy smile? Am I too dirty? Am I too flirty? Do I like what you like? I got to be wholesome I could be loathsome Guess I'm a little bit shy Why don't you like me? Why don't you like me without making me try? I tried to be like Grace Kelly (mmmm) But all her looks were too sad (ahhh ahhh) So I tried a little Freddie (mmm) I've gone identity mad! I could be brown I could be blue I could be violet sky I could be hurtful I could be purple I could be anything you like Gotta be green Gotta be mean Gotta be everything more Why don't you like me? Why don't you like me? Why don't you walk out the door! [Getting angry doesn't solve anything.] How can I help ya How can I help it How can I help what you think? Hello my baby Hello my baby Putting my life on my brink Why don't you like me Why don't you like me Why don't you like yourself? Should I bend over? Should I look older just to be put on your shelf? I tried to be like Grace Kelly (mmmm) But all her looks were too sad (ahhh ahhh) So I tried a little Freddie (mmm) I've gone identity mad! I could be brown I could be blue I could be violet sky I could be hurtful I could be purple I could be anything you like Gotta be green Gotta be mean Gotta be everything more Why don't you like me? Why don't you like me? Walk out the door! Say what you want to satisfy yourself Hey! But you only want what everybody else says you should want you want I could be brown I could be blue I could be violet sky I could be hurtful I could be purple I could be anything you like Gotta be green Gotta be mean Gotta be everything more Why don't you like me? Why don't you like me? Walk out the door! I could be brown I could be blue I could be violet sky I could be hurtful I could be purple I could be anything you like Gotta be green Gotta be mean Gotta be everything more Why don't you like me? Why don't you like me? Walk out the door! Oooh, oooh! [Humphrey, we're leaving.] Kaching