CKY - Mustard Man Lyrics

Complimentary "Mustard Man" Ringtone

Mustard uhh behold 
hahahahaha 
The story that I 'd rather not have told 
Of a mustard mayhem 

I'm bathing and I'm running in my sleep 
From Mustard Man 
He chases me into the last sunrise 
And fucks me in his Mom's minivan 

Mustard man wu-wu, bow down 
I must serve you 
I am on the ground 
Bowing to your mustard shit 
Lick your ass at the end of it 
I will march for you mustard man 
I'll make you bad 

Wu, Wu when I shit, when I try to run away mustard man whipped me 
With his mustard chain, and his mustard seeds pissed in my face 
And I bleed. 

Mustard-Disease 

You think it's hot, well try on these jeans 
Made of (wickert?) and they've got horse fleas, Mustard in my jeans 

Whoa! 

Mustard God I'm on my knees, 
Bowing for you, its hot 
I feel pleasure, won't you please 
Serve me twice tonight I'd eat 
Wu, Wu 
Mustard seeds like I said up in my head 
Jam them with some sugarcane 
Pleasure so good and I feel not pain 

Wu Wu mustard makes me cry, I hate it. 
Suicide 

I'd rather die, than eat mustard flies, in a bowl of shit-stains, snot and die 
You don’t know how it feels to have a girl break my heart. 
And rip it out, and tell me mustard 
She'd rather fuck mustard, never! 

Mustard God, don’t take away from me, the pleasure of a young girl, who? I’m gonna marry you. 

I’ve got a broken heart from a mustard girl. She rocks my world, and now I’m allergic and on my knees and deserted. 

Mustard downloads in my ROM, I need a piece of shit, all I can feel, my hand is mustard(?), Wu, Wu, I don’t need that, I like custard, um 

Mustard 
Marching for Mr. Mustard. 

Urh, uh, oh, oh yeah… 

Complimentary "Mustard Man" Ringtone


lyrics submitted by David Arriola (Katt-K)