Coolio - Ugly Bitches Lyrics

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A bitch is a bitch and we all know 
that a ho is a ho wit a toe-up slut so 
if you're gotta have em, might as well be a fine one 
but it seems that some niggas can't seem to find one 
So they go and get a bitch that's lookin like Trixie 
and Hekkyl & Jekkyl wit some saggy ass titties 
A big fat flagrant hoodrat hooker 
and the nigga got the nerve to pretend she's a hooker 
Sportin that down from your arm like a Simpson 
Talk about bitches that you wish you was pimpin 
Come around the homies and you swear that she's playin 
But everytime I see her, you're beggin 
Go get you a girl that got somethin goin 
Get rid of that bitch that's lookin like a dragon 
Now you wanna fight cos you're baggin on your Mrs 
But that's what'cha get when you fuck with ugly bitches 
Chorus: 

When I was young I used to have fun 
fuckin with ugly bitches 
But now that I'm grown I leave em alone 
cos I went from rags to riches 

They say 'beauty is skin deep' but goddamn weeded bitch 
look like buckwheat mixed with opi 
Toe up, toe up, straight from the floor 
and her bad ass breath is about to make me throw up 
Niggas started dissin and you blamed it on the gin 
but the very next day you was with the bitch again 
Now your ass is gettin clowned like Bozo 
but that's what you get for fuckin with that ugly ho 
I don't know what possessed you, nigga 
Stand that hooker in front of a trigger 
Spendin your time with a big goony-goo-goo 
To niggas like you I gotta say "Choo choo" 
Dig a ditch down in desperation 
Send that monster on a permanent vacation 
The girl is chop-top, but you don't listen 
Cos some niggas like fuckin with ugly bitches 

Chorus: 

When I was young I used to have fun 
fuckin with ugly bitches 
But now that I'm grown I leave em alone 
cos I went from rags to riches 

Interlude 

Aw shit, there go my nigga pretendin he don't see me 
Talkin with a bitch that look like a flea G 
Holdin her hand as he walks thru the plaza 
I try to play it off but I couldn't hold my laughter 
The girl is done so take her ass off the oven 
Put her on a BOOM and send her back to the covent 
Cookin up a plan in a big, black cauldron 
And the dumb ass nigga don't know that he's fallin 
into a trap cos now the whore is pregnant 
9 months later and she's squirted on an insect 
He don't wanna claim it, she went and got a test 
Now he's sendin child support in a big fat cheque 
My nigga got depressed and he started drinkin liquor 
One night he got drunk, went to her house and killed her 
Riches to rags and rags to riches 
but that's what'cha get when you fuck with ugly bitches 

Chorus: 

When I was young I used to have fun 
fuckin with ugly bitches 
It seems that it's sad for this pussy I had 
came from some ugly bitches 
When I was young I used to have fun 
fuckin with ugly bitches 
It seems kinda sad cos this pussy I had 
came from some ugly bitches 

Outro: 

So you mean to tell me you fuckin with a bald-headed, ol' fat, lumpy, 
droopy, crack baby look-a-like, cisco drinkin, loud, ignorant, fucked-up 
teeth, stank hoodrat, won't down, once-a-month bleedin, butthead swap-meet, 
AFDC, leaned-over tennis shoe, cigarette butt baggin bitch? Nigga what's 
wrong wit you? 
(That's alright. She take care of a nigga though, that's all I know nigga. 
That's OK yeah, that's OK nigga)

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