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    "Sharing Is Caring (Facebook Version)" Lyrics

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    I log onto Facebook sometimes
    And it's telling me your gallery's updated but five
    Hundred of your pictures are the same, it looks like
    You're pissed up every day with your mates at club nights
    And I hate to be uptight, but I just find
    It a shame you're afraid of the sunlight
    And why do people never quite look like
    Their profile picture they pick for the front?
    Why, it's funny what the camera does to you
    That must be why you're stood by someone fatter and uglier
    So you look better in comparison, but it's apparent that
    You're shallow and that that's what you've done here
    Nah - you look absolutely fabulous
    So let's have a game of Scrabulous
    Mafia Wars! Mafia Wars!
    How many times do I have to click ignore?
    I didn't want to play it when you asked me before
    So what the hell are you still asking me for?
    If only there was an application
    That let me smash your face in

    600 million people like me like this
    Are you taking the piss
    Or is there something I've missed?

    Attempting a Facebook Chat's neverending
    Ut says this forever: "sending... sending..."
    Exactly after you've said something
    Regretful it's essential it gets corrected
    Like: I was chatting to my friend and said this
    "Let's get together, for a bevvy this weekend, Chris"
    But cos it only sent the first section
    He gets the impression there's sexual tension
    Now there's an extra dimension to friendship
    I didn't expect, and flipping heck did I mention
    I hate the rate of your inane status updates
    I couldn't give a you've just baked some cupcakes
    If you wouldn't tell me in the pub to my face
    Why would I want it cluttering my front page?
    Some days I'm amazed to witness
    The sh*tness of other people's daily business
    And I'm sick with these lazy idiots:
    "I lost my phone, can you post up your digits?"
    They say if it exists, there's porn of it
    Well now there's also a Facebook wall for it
    "If a million people join this group
    Then I'll call my first born boy Sue"
    "Oi you, are you coming to my concert?"
    "Well I would, but I'm on another continent"
    Every time I log on there's a berk
    Who's certain he's an entrepeneur. Sir
    You don't understand, I won't become a fan
    Of your club promoter brand or Stones cover band
    If you're looking for fans you need another plan
    Stop spamming us with your rubbish ads
    On the other hand, if you're watching this
    Click on the link and become a fan of Dan

    600 million people like me like this
    Are you taking the piss
    Or is there something I've missed?

    It must be productively harmful
    When there's less farmers on farms than on Farmville
    "I'm milking a cash cow for sheep, wanna buy some?"
    I'm thrilled, can you see my excitement?
    These ads are leaving me frightened
    How can they see I need my teeth whitened?
    Now the security's been tightened
    It's even easier to peek at your private
    Details, "just provide us your e-mail
    We'll make your penis three times the size"
    And hiding's not an option, this is social
    Global is the new local
    Applications, invitations
    Poking, open relations
    If it's a complicated situation
    You won't fix it with switching your status
    Suggesting I add a lad that went to my class
    I haven't met since reception, why dredge up the past?
    "We should reconnect, we haven't spoke in a while"
    I know, that's cause I find you totally vile
    If we met now, we'd both run a mile
    So why's this bloke on my file?
    Next time I'm asked "what's on my mind?"
    I might just click in the box and reply:

    600 million people like me like this
    Are you taking the piss
    Or is there something I've missed?
    • submitted by Snap on May 30th, 2012

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