Dennis Leary - Usage Of The Word Fuck Lyrics

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[spoken:] 

Prehaps one of the most interesting words 
In the English language today is the word fuck 
Out of all the English words that begin with the letter "f" 
Fuck is the only word that is referred to as the "f"word 
It's the one magical word 
Just by it's sound can describe pain, pleasure, hate and love 
Fuck, as most words in the English language, is derived for German 
the word "fleckin" which means to strike 
In English fuck falls into many grammatical categories 
As a transitive verb for instance 
"John fucked Shirley." 
As an intransitive verb 
"Shirley fucks." 
It's meanings not always sexual 
It can be used as an adjective as in 
"John's doing all the fucking work." 
As an adverb 
"Shirley talks too fucking much." 
As an adverb enhancing an adjective 
"Shirley is fucking beautiful!" 
As a noun 
"I don't give a fuck!" 
As a part of a word 
"Absofuckinglutly!" 
or 
"Infuckincredible!" 
And as almost every word in the sentence 
"Fuck the fucking fuckers." 
But you must realize that aren't too many words 
With the versatility of fuck 
As in these examples describing situations such as 
Fraud 
"I got fucked at the used car lot." 
Dismay 
"Ah fuck it!" 
Trouble 
"I guess I'm really fucked now." 
Aggression 
"Don't fuck with me buddy" 
Difficulty 
"I don't understand this fucking question" 
Inquiry 
"Who the fuck was that?" 
Disatisfaction 
"I don't like what the fuck is going on here." 
Incompetantce 
"He's a fuck off" 
Dismissal 
"Why don't you go outside and play hide-and-go fuck yourself?" 
I'm sure you can think of many more examples 
With all of these multipurpose applications 
How can anyone be offended when you use the word? 
We say use this unique, flexable word more often in your daily speech 
It will identify the quality of your character immediately 
Say it loudly and proudly! 

FUCK YOU 

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lyrics submitted by Jess
lyrics corrected by Gerald McGraw on 02-11-2005