"Real Love" Lyrics

A cage in search of any bird
or hasn't anybody heard
the story of the dirty old man
and the schoolgirl who was never kissed
the storie's got a brand new twist
so try to take it all in if you can

drooling from the drivers seat
that bottom lip he'd love to meet
late November wishing it was May
He new that he would never sleep
again, till she was his to keep
and then he knew the perfect thing to say

he'd say,
I got that real love
I got what you been dreaming of
I got that real love
I got that real love
I got that real love

Teenage boys have got no class
they only want a piece of ass
He knew his Princess Charming wanted love
He'd buy her furs and diamond rings
and any, I mean, anything
he'd even let her wear him like a glove

I got that real love
I got what you been dreaming of
I got that real love
I got that real love
I got that real love

It seemed like half a year went by
he finally got the nerve to try
He's say 'hello', she'd think that he was dandy
He killed his conscience on the way
Before he got the chance to say
'hello', she said 'Hey mister, ya got any candy?'

I got that real love
I got what you been dreaming of
I got that real love (real love)
I got that real love
I got that real love