Dr. Demento - Dirty Deeds Done With Sheep Lyrics

*Birds Chirping*
*Pig Squeal*
*Rooster Crows*
If you're having trouble with your barnyard friends
You've got a thing for Ewweees
Been counting sheep
But your not in bed
Here's what you gotta do

Get off the barn
Stay off the Farm
Go read a nursery rhyme
Dialing 976 B-A-A-A
That kind of love's a crime

Dirty Deeds done with sheep
Dirty Deeds Little Bo Peep
Dirty Deeds done with sheep
Dirty Deeds and they're done with Sheep *baaa*
Dirty Deeds and they're done with sheep *baaa*

My friend, Larry, has a little lamb
Her fleece is as white as snow
He keeps bragging 'bout her night and day
Someone should tell him "no"
Look at the flock, they're all in shock
Here comes that mutton fan
Knock at the fleece, give them some peace
Don't be a Barnyard Man, No

Dirty Deeds done with sheep
Dirty Deeds Little Boe Peep
Dirty Deeds done with sheep
Dirty Deeds and they're done with Sheep *baaa*
Dirty Deeds and they're done with sheep *baaa*

Velcro Gloves, Knee Pads, Late Night Dates
DONE WITH SHEEP
Warning Signs, Electric Fences, *baa* High Voltage
DONE WITH SHEEP

Dirty Deeds
Don't tell them what I done to you
Done with sheep
Dirty Deeds
Dirty Deeds
Done with Sheep *loud groan/yell*

*baa, Baa*

Quiet Cows... I think the Shepards coming