Dr. Demento - Psycho Chicken Lyrics

I can't seem to face up to the facts,
I'm tense and nervous and I can't relax,
This cruel insane man's job is getting me down,
A crazy chicken chasing me all over town

A psycho chicken
Better run run run run run run run away
Oooh oh oh oh aye aye ayee

I don't know just what to do,
He's got a crudge against Frank Berdo,
He's clucking a lot, but he's not saying anything,
I plucked him once! Why pluck him again?

A psycho chicken
Better run run run run run run run away
Oooh oh oh oh aye aye ayee

Cernel Sanders wants to judge his goose,
But psycho chicken still on the loose,

They caught him down in old hiyo,
They tied up his head and they put him in the oven,
They put him in a box right next to a road,
Put some plaster round his legs and someone took him home,
Ate him for lunch and it tasted real fine,
But the guy who ate him, he just lost his mind!

Psycho chicken
Better run run run run run run run away
Oooh oh oh oh
A psycho chicken

Better run run run run run run run away
Oooh oh oh aye aye aye aye aye aye ayeee.