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Eminem - Ass Like That Lyrics

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TitleAss Like That
AlbumEncore [2004], Track 14
GenreHip-Hop, Rap
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Song lyrics
The way you shake it, I can't believe it
I ain't never seen an ass like that
The way you move it, you make my pee pee go
Doing, doing, doing

I don't believe it, it's almost too good to be true
I ain't never seen an ass like that
The way you move it, you make my pee pee go
Doing, doing, doing

The way she moves she's like a belly dancer
She's shaking that ass to the new Nelly jams,
I think someones at the door
But I don't think I'm gonna answer
Police saying freeze
Doing, doing, doing
What do you mean freeze?
Please, I'm a human being, I have needs
I'm not done, not till I'm finish peeing
I am not resisting arrest, I am agreeing Mr. Officer
I'm already on my knees
I can't get on the ground any further, it's impossible for me
And do not treat me like a murderer, I just like to pee, pee, pee
Yes, I make r&b, I sing song it go
Ring-a-chong, a-ching-chong-chong-chong-ching
Psych, I joke, I joke, I kidd, I kidd
If I offend I'm sorry, please, please forgive
For I am Triumph, the puppet dog, I am a mere puppet
I can get away with anything I sing, you will love it


Jessica Simpson, looks oh so temptin'
Nick I ain't never seen an ass like that
Everytime I see that show on MTV my pee pee goes
Doing, doing, doing

Mary-Kate and Ashley used to be so wholesome
Now they're getting older, they're starting to grow bum bums
I go to the movies and sit down with my pop corn
Police saying freeze
Doing, doing, doing
What do you mean freeze?
Geez, I just got my seat
I have ticket, look I put away, my zipper's zipped
Please do not remove me from this movie theater please
I did not even get to see Mary-Kate shower scene
I didn't mean to be obscene or make a great big scene
And don't treat me like I'm pee wee herman, this movies PG
Mr. Officer, I demand to see my attorney
I will simply plead innocent, cop a plea and be free
Free, yes, free, right back on the streets
What you mean my lawyer's with Michael, he's too busy?
I am Triumph, Britney Spears has shoulders like a man
And I can say that and you'll laugh cuz that is a puppet on my hand


Hilary Duff is not quite old enough so
I ain't never seen a butt like that
Maybe next year I'll say ass and she'll make my pee pee go
Doing, doing, doing

The way she moves she dances like a go-go
In that video she sings get out you bozo
I need a new boyfriend, hi my name is JoJo
Police saying freeze
Doing, doing, doing
What do you mean freeze?
My computers would be seized and my keys to my ranch
I just baked cookies Mr. Officer, looky, take a whiff of these
Here, I make Jesus juice, take a sip of this
Nobody is safe from me, no not even me
I don't even know if I can say the word pee pee, pee
On the radio, but I think I did
Janet, is that a breast, I think I just saw a tit
Psych, I joke, I joke, I kidd, I kidd
I don't think my joke is working, I must flee quick
Get to the chopper, everybody get out
I am not Triumph, I am Arnold, get down


So Gwen Stefani, will you pee pee on me please?
I ain't never seen an ass like that
Cuz the way you move it, you make my pee pee go
Doing, doing, doing

Fuck is wrong with you? (ha!)
submitted by MusicAndLyrics on November 5th, 2004
corrected on February 2nd, 2014
written by Young, Andre Romell/pope, Che J./mathers, Marshall/elizondo, Michael A., Jr./batson, Mark
copyright with Lyrics © Warner/chappell Music, Inc., Universal Music Publishing Group, Windswept Holdings Llc

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0 likes - like | 29-10-2012 03:15 AchillesAnon 
318 posts
0 likes - like | 29-10-2012 03:14 AchillesAnon 
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Nice..he must love ass that much that he made a song about it.

0 likes - like | 20-03-2012 14:21 bijmnierznijmni 
1 posts
There's a mistake, should be: "cuz there's a puppet on my hand"

0 likes - like | 02-11-2011 12:41 IvetaIsLetal 
1 posts
Luv It Its So Good My Friend And I Always Sings This In Skool On Yard And We Made Up A Brilliant Dance To It Too I Is Just So Cool.

And People Who Dont Lik This Song Dont Comment I Luv Eminem xxxxxxxx

I Luv The Part The Way They Say I Joke I Joke I Kid I Kid Theyre So Cute When They Say That Just This Song Is Savage
0 likes - like | 23-10-2011 11:57 purushothamn51 
1,666 posts
Great song
0 likes - like | 26-04-2011 18:39 obiwankanob 
5 posts
This song is so amazing! I to this song.
0 likes - like | 10-03-2011 02:26 mOory 
1 posts
Wonderful song Eminem first
0 likes - like | 13-08-2010 16:28 mitko_kz 
1 posts
good work xD i mean ur old sounds are better than news ..
0 likes - like | 05-05-2010 05:39 idanosh6 
2,898 posts
Makes me laugh everytime
0 likes - like | 24-06-2009 16:55 risamarisa 
331 posts
haha the music videos so retarded haha.but thts eminem hahaha.hes the shittttt!
0 likes - like | 12-03-2009 15:06 xcamille 
15 posts
love how eminem can go from songs like mockingbird to this
this song's hilarious
can't wait for the next album(:
0 likes - like | 24-04-2008 22:51 sugarxsplash 
86 posts
lmao!!! the hillary duff part is hilarious!
0 likes - like | 11-02-2008 06:36 Electrokinesis 
183 posts
Man this crap makes me miss crazy pissed off shroom addict Em
0 likes - like | 19-04-2007 22:43 Im_Feeling_Good 
77 posts
Love ya eminem.
0 likes - like | 26-03-2006 11:53 J_O_C_K_E 
32 posts
Lol this song is not like Eminem. But it's really good.
0 likes - like | 26-02-2006 21:22 veenzie_cool 
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0 likes - like | 26-02-2006 21:20 veenzie_cool 
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now I like it!!!
0 likes - like | 26-02-2006 20:46 Whitelion4ever 
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0 likes - like | 22-01-2006 03:49 ivonne_1993 
89 posts
The song is funny!
0 likes - like | 22-01-2006 02:59 Noscos 
11 posts
this song is so funny +1234565432134 heuehuehue
0 likes - like | 10-01-2006 21:04 JoeJoe900 
9 posts
This song isn't on Curtain Calls because Em doesn't want it to be on the album. This is the worse Eminem song I've ever heard. Still the lyrics are cool, the song is fun. I just can't play it over and over like When I'm Gone or other songs. It's just not that serious. But what the fuck! I DON'T CARE! Eminem is the best motherfucker on this big planet!
0 likes - like | 09-01-2006 15:57 jemaunix 
80 posts
ThIs SoNg iS FrIkEn FuNnY!!

EmInEm RaWkZ!!!
0 likes - like | 04-01-2006 23:59 50_Centz_Gurl_ 
128 posts
Why isnt this song on his album 'Curtain Call'?
Its his song and less newer than When Im gone so there is no reason why itcant be on there!
0 likes - like | 22-12-2005 21:11 perfect_12345 
336 posts
ooo catchy
0 likes - like | 17-12-2005 18:19 Contenta 
2,548 posts
You're lying!