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    "Ass Like That" Lyrics

    Album:
    track 14
    Encore [2004]
    Genre:Hip-Hop, Rap
    Duration:00:05:06
    Rank:1,718 (+223) history »
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    Lyrics

    [Chorus]
    The way you shake it, I can't believe it
    I ain't never seen an ass like that
    The way you move it, you make my pee pee go
    Doing, doing, doing

    I don't believe it, it's almost too good to be true
    I ain't never seen an ass like that
    The way you move it, you make my pee pee go
    Doing, doing, doing

    The way she moves she's like a belly dancer
    She's shaking that ass to the new Nelly jams,
    I think someones at the door
    But I don't think I'm gonna answer
    Police saying freeze
    Doing, doing, doing
    What do you mean freeze?
    Please, I'm a human being, I have needs
    I'm not done, not till I'm finish peeing
    I am not resisting arrest, I am agreeing Mr. Officer
    I'm already on my knees
    I can't get on the ground any further, it's impossible for me
    And do not treat me like a murderer, I just like to pee, pee, pee
    Yes, I make r&b, I sing song it go
    Ring-a-chong, a-ching-chong-chong-chong-ching
    Psych, I joke, I joke, I kidd, I kidd
    If I offend I'm sorry, please, please forgive
    For I am Triumph, the puppet dog, I am a mere puppet
    I can get away with anything I sing, you will love it

    [Chorus]

    Jessica Simpson, looks oh so temptin'
    Nick I ain't never seen an ass like that
    Everytime I see that show on MTV my pee pee goes
    Doing, doing, doing

    Mary-Kate and Ashley used to be so wholesome
    Now they're getting older, they're starting to grow bum bums
    I go to the movies and sit down with my pop corn
    Police saying freeze
    Doing, doing, doing
    What do you mean freeze?
    Geez, I just got my seat
    I have ticket, look I put away, my zipper's zipped
    Please do not remove me from this movie theater please
    I did not even get to see Mary-Kate shower scene
    I didn't mean to be obscene or make a great big scene
    And don't treat me like I'm pee wee herman, this movies PG
    Mr. Officer, I demand to see my attorney
    I will simply plead innocent, cop a plea and be free
    Free, yes, free, right back on the streets
    What you mean my lawyer's with Michael, he's too busy?
    I am Triumph, Britney Spears has shoulders like a man
    And I can say that and you'll laugh cuz that is a puppet on my hand

    [Chorus]

    Hilary Duff is not quite old enough so
    I ain't never seen a butt like that
    Maybe next year I'll say ass and she'll make my pee pee go
    Doing, doing, doing

    The way she moves she dances like a go-go
    In that video she sings get out you bozo
    I need a new boyfriend, hi my name is JoJo
    Police saying freeze
    Doing, doing, doing
    What do you mean freeze?
    My computers would be seized and my keys to my ranch
    I just baked cookies Mr. Officer, looky, take a whiff of these
    Here, I make Jesus juice, take a sip of this
    Nobody is safe from me, no not even me
    I don't even know if I can say the word pee pee, pee
    On the radio, but I think I did
    Janet, is that a breast, I think I just saw a tit
    Psych, I joke, I joke, I kidd, I kidd
    I don't think my joke is working, I must flee quick
    Get to the chopper, everybody get out
    I am not Triumph, I am Arnold, get down

    [Chorus]

    So Gwen Stefani, will you pee pee on me please?
    I ain't never seen an ass like that
    Cuz the way you move it, you make my pee pee go
    Doing, doing, doing

    Fuck is wrong with you? (ha!)
    • submitted by MusicAndLyrics on November 5th, 2004
    • corrected on February 2nd, 2014
    • written by Andre Romell Young, Che J. pope, Marshall mathers, Jr. Michael A. elizondo, Mark batson
    • copyright with Lyrics © Warner/chappell Music, Inc., Universal Music Publishing Group, Windswept Holdings Llc

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       AchillesAnon says:
      Like 029-10-2012 03:15
       
      Added.
       AchillesAnon says:
      Like 029-10-2012 03:14
       
      Nice..he must love ass that much that he made a song about it.


      Achilles.
      Like 020-03-2012 14:21
       
      There's a mistake, should be: "cuz there's a puppet on my hand"


       IvetaIsLetal says:
      Like 002-11-2011 12:41
       
      Luv It Its So Good My Friend And I Always Sings This In Skool On Yard And We Made Up A Brilliant Dance To It Too I Is Just So Cool.



      And People Who Dont Lik This Song Dont Comment I Luv Eminem xxxxxxxx

      I Luv The Part The Way They Say I Joke I Joke I Kid I Kid Theyre So Cute When They Say That Just This Song Is Savage
      Like 023-10-2011 11:57
       
      Great song
       obiwankanob says:
      Like 026-04-2011 18:39
       
      This song is so amazing! I to this song.
       mOory says:
      Like 010-03-2011 02:26
       
      Wonderful song Eminem first
       mitko_kz says:
      Like 013-08-2010 16:28
       
      good work xD i mean ur old sounds are better than news ..
       idanosh6 says:
      Like 005-05-2010 05:39
       
      Makes me laugh everytime
       risamarisa says:
      Like 024-06-2009 16:55
       
      haha the music videos so retarded haha.but thts eminem hahaha.hes the shittttt!
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