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"Ass Like That" Lyrics

Album:
Encore [2004] track 14
Genre:Hip-Hop, Rap
Duration:00:02:33
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[Chorus]
The way you shake it, I can't believe it
I ain't never seen an ass like that
The way you move it, you make my pee pee go
Doing, doing, doing

I don't believe it, it's almost too good to be true
I ain't never seen an ass like that
The way you move it, you make my pee pee go
Doing, doing, doing

The way she moves she's like a belly dancer
She's shaking that ass to the new Nelly jams,
I think someones at the door
But I don't think I'm gonna answer
Police saying freeze
Doing, doing, doing
What do you mean freeze?
Please, I'm a human being, I have needs
I'm not done, not till I'm finish peeing
I am not resisting arrest, I am agreeing Mr. Officer
I'm already on my knees
I can't get on the ground any further, it's impossible for me
And do not treat me like a murderer, I just like to pee, pee, pee
Yes, I make r&b, I sing song it go
Ring-a-chong, a-ching-chong-chong-chong-ching
Psych, I joke, I joke, I kidd, I kidd
If I offend I'm sorry, please, please forgive
For I am Triumph, the puppet dog, I am a mere puppet
I can get away with anything I sing, you will love it

[Chorus]

Jessica Simpson, looks oh so temptin'
Nick I ain't never seen an ass like that
Everytime I see that show on MTV my pee pee goes
Doing, doing, doing

Mary-Kate and Ashley used to be so wholesome
Now they're getting older, they're starting to grow bum bums
I go to the movies and sit down with my pop corn
Police saying freeze
Doing, doing, doing
What do you mean freeze?
Geez, I just got my seat
I have ticket, look I put away, my zipper's zipped
Please do not remove me from this movie theater please
I did not even get to see Mary-Kate shower scene
I didn't mean to be obscene or make a great big scene
And don't treat me like I'm pee wee herman, this movies PG
Mr. Officer, I demand to see my attorney
I will simply plead innocent, cop a plea and be free
Free, yes, free, right back on the streets
What you mean my lawyer's with Michael, he's too busy?
I am Triumph, Britney Spears has shoulders like a man
And I can say that and you'll laugh cuz that is a puppet on my hand

[Chorus]

Hilary Duff is not quite old enough so
I ain't never seen a butt like that
Maybe next year I'll say ass and she'll make my pee pee go
Doing, doing, doing

The way she moves she dances like a go-go
In that video she sings get out you bozo
I need a new boyfriend, hi my name is JoJo
Police saying freeze
Doing, doing, doing
What do you mean freeze?
My computers would be seized and my keys to my ranch
I just baked cookies Mr. Officer, looky, take a whiff of these
Here, I make Jesus juice, take a sip of this
Nobody is safe from me, no not even me
I don't even know if I can say the word pee pee, pee
On the radio, but I think I did
Janet, is that a breast, I think I just saw a tit
Psych, I joke, I joke, I kidd, I kidd
I don't think my joke is working, I must flee quick
Get to the chopper, everybody get out
I am not Triumph, I am Arnold, get down

[Chorus]

So Gwen Stefani, will you pee pee on me please?
I ain't never seen an ass like that
Cuz the way you move it, you make my pee pee go
Doing, doing, doing

Fuck is wrong with you? (ha!)
  • submitted by MusicAndLyrics on November 5th, 2004
  • corrected on February 2nd, 2014
  • written by Young, Andre Romell/pope, Che J./mathers, Marshall/elizondo, Michael A., Jr./batson, Mark
  • copyright with Lyrics © Warner/chappell Music, Inc., Universal Music Publishing Group, Windswept Holdings Llc

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     AchillesAnon says:
    Like 029-10-2012 03:15
     
    Added.
     AchillesAnon says:
    Like 029-10-2012 03:14
     
    Nice..he must love ass that much that he made a song about it.


    Achilles.
    Like 020-03-2012 14:21
     
    There's a mistake, should be: "cuz there's a puppet on my hand"


     IvetaIsLetal says:
    Like 002-11-2011 12:41
     
    Luv It Its So Good My Friend And I Always Sings This In Skool On Yard And We Made Up A Brilliant Dance To It Too I Is Just So Cool.



    And People Who Dont Lik This Song Dont Comment I Luv Eminem xxxxxxxx

    I Luv The Part The Way They Say I Joke I Joke I Kid I Kid Theyre So Cute When They Say That Just This Song Is Savage
    Like 023-10-2011 11:57
     
    Great song
     obiwankanob says:
    Like 026-04-2011 18:39
     
    This song is so amazing! I to this song.
     mOory says:
    Like 010-03-2011 02:26
     
    Wonderful song Eminem first
     mitko_kz says:
    Like 013-08-2010 16:28
     
    good work xD i mean ur old sounds are better than news ..
     idanosh6 says:
    Like 005-05-2010 05:39
     
    Makes me laugh everytime
     risamarisa says:
    Like 024-06-2009 16:55
     
    haha the music videos so retarded haha.but thts eminem hahaha.hes the shittttt!
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