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| Rhythm |  8.4 |
| Melody | 8.4 |
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| Lyrics | 9.2 |
| Vocal | 8.7 |
| This song has been reviewed 21 times. Overall score for this song, 8.7. |
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Eminem - Em Calls Paul (skit) Lyrics
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| Title | Em Calls Paul (skit) |
| Artist | Eminem  |
| Album | Encore (2004) ,  Track 12  |
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[Aye yo Paul, It's Em
I got your call about the Michael Jackson thing
And I know that he's not 'thrilled' about the video
What does he 'wanna be startin' somethin'?'
Well I'll show him who's really 'bad'
Paul, 'the way you make me feel' with these calls
You should really take a look at the 'man in the mirror'
And tell him to 'beat it' because I 'won't stop till I get enough'
Do you 'remember the time' we were watching the 'Billy Jean' video?
Well he'll always be that Michael to me
And it doesn't matter if he's 'black or white'
Because I 'can't stop loving him' and I hate plastic surgeons
And I hope they all fucking die!
How do you like that?
And I like him, I like him a lot
I want to touch him but I can't
Excuse me, I'm taking a shit
Sorry
Anyways, call me back
I have this idea about how I want to end the show
So, hit me when you get this message fucker
Oh, and by the way
No I don't have a new gun *click* (goddamn it)]
 lyrics submitted on 04-11-2004 lyrics corrected on 04-11-2004 |
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10-11-2004 02:04 Peepin918 | 19 posts
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the voice of eminem makes it the best skit on the album.  | | 13-11-2004 02:59 Ryebaby1221 | 8 posts
| CRACKED UP when he said Excuse me, I'm taking a shit
AAH AAH AAH AAH | | 13-11-2004 07:09 Slim_Shady22 | 23 posts
| kinda F'd up, but okay i guess... | | 13-11-2004 14:47 e_minem | 10 posts
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Because I 'can't stop loving him' and I hate plastic surgeons
And I hope they all forking die!
How do you like that?
And I like him, I like him a lot
I want to touch him but I can't
Excuse me, I'm taking a shit
Sorry is so funny | | 14-11-2004 19:55 lawnmower_laura | 31 posts
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Best skit ever  its so funny love the end (i havent got a gun bit) i laugh my head off eveytime i hear it  | | 16-11-2004 01:51 eminem_rox | 500 posts
| toooo funnnnyyyy!!!!!!!!  i wanna touch him, but i cant haaaaaaaaaaaaaa | | 16-11-2004 18:51 LeLox | 1,136 posts
| It's not that bad guyz,ha?
| | 16-11-2004 18:52 LeLox | 1,136 posts
| Ooopsss....wrong replay on the wrong song
excuse me complete as if ya neva saw ma comment! | | 16-11-2004 18:56 LeLox | 1,136 posts
| Reply***
SoRRRyyyyy
 | | 16-11-2004 19:03 LeLox | 1,136 posts
| Well....now that's ma openion on this...umm..song??!!
anywayz....He's sooo damn forkin' funnny!!
it's reallllllly kewl n i love it!!
didn't i tell ya be4 he RRoXX | | 17-11-2004 20:24 slimshady_lady | 47 posts
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This is a guy with my sence of humor! Hes so forking funny. I dont know how he does it, but "his songs can make me cry, take me by surprice, and at the same time, make me dry my eyes with the same rhyme, se what youre seeing is a genius at work "..
his so forking funny, and he does lyrics that make you wanna cry, or wanna JUST FORK HIM TIL' HE'S MINE! cuz he so hot too.. Tell me something he doesnt have? .. | | 17-11-2004 20:33 christurek28 | 1,600 posts
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I hate every skit on any rap album, waste of time. | | 18-11-2004 20:26 lustrouslips | 23 posts
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ROFL!! ITS SO FUNNY
'SORRY IM TAKING A SHIT'
LMFAOO | | 24-11-2004 17:37 Lenny2 | 78 posts
| hes taking a shit in this skit and the sounds are there, thats just wrong | | 24-11-2004 20:00 SingSongPixi | 49 posts
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sick and twisted... like the song kim... 'Ha! Go ahead yell!
Here I'll scream with you!
AH SOMEBODY HELP!
Don't you get it bitch, no one can hear you?
Now shut the fork up and get what's coming to you' -------   im not even gna ask wot goez thru emz hed wen he thinx up deze lyricz | | 04-12-2004 03:40 Westside_Rider | 96 posts
| this is an alright album, but i agree with christurek28,all the skits on rpa albums suck and there a waste of time but otherwise this albums pretty good | | 05-12-2004 21:09 crack_head95 | 6 posts
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It was funny when i heard it cuz i was takein a shit when i herd it.  | | 05-12-2004 21:12 crack_head95 | 6 posts
| P.S. lelox is gay  = constapation | | 11-12-2004 19:44 Mandy08 | 6 posts
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omg th isthe funnyist forkin skit he has ever done hes so hilarious! i like it whe he gies...and i like him...i like him alot...and i wanna touch him..but i cant...HAHAHAAHA! i love this man!!!  this is what i wanna do to him.....  | | 14-12-2004 15:53 victorine | 3,099 posts
| this is absolutly hilarious!!
it is so funny | | 14-12-2004 21:24 Kris_Krimson | 3 posts
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It's a funny skit, considering he named almost every radioworthy Jack-O tune in there while insulting the noseless wonder. "Thriller, Wanna be startin' something, Bad, The man in the mirror, Beat it, Can't stop til I get enough, Do you remember the time, Billie Jean, Doesn't matter if you're black or white".....man oh man...Eminem really had his Michael Jackson years. Pretty scary....
As far as music is concerned, this is shit. It speaks for itself. How can you guys hang a 5 on this garbage? Props for the extensive knowledge of the Jackson discography. He's brilliant. | | 29-12-2004 06:33 bLoNdEiNsiDe73 | 18 posts
| excuse me, im taking a shit
hahahahahhahahahahhahaha... LMAO
 | | 29-12-2004 06:38 bLoNdEiNsiDe73 | 18 posts
| sooooooo true slimshadylady... he has absolutely everything. his songs r just so emotional... whether they make u laugh your ass off, such as in rain man, or cry ur eyes out, like mockingbird. I LOVE HIM SO MUCH!!! | | 01-01-2005 18:34 Darizzie | 79 posts
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Ok I don't think this is funny at all! I know How he changes his voice,and its sad! He used something that people who cant or has a hard time being heard!  | | 12-01-2005 22:00 JP7 | 73 posts
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