Eminem - Evil Deeds Lyrics

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(Chorus) 
Father please forgive me for I know not what I do 
I just never had the chance to ever meet you 
Therefore I did not know that I would grow to be 
My mother's evil seed and do these evil deeds 

Mama had a baby and its head popped off 
(Head popped off 5x) 
But mama don't want me the next thing I know I'm gettin' dropped off 
(Getting dropped off 4x) 
Ring, ring, ring on the doorbell of the next door neighbors on their front porch 
(Their front porch 4x) 
But they didn't want me neither so they left me on someone else's lawn 
(Else's lawn 3x) 
Til someone finally took me in my Great Aunt and Uncle Edna and Charles 
(Edna and Charles 4x) 
They were the ones who were left in charge 
My elementary they'd gang up on me and sing this song 
(Sing this song 4x) 
It went something like 
Mary had a little lamb, little lamb, little lamb 
Debbie had a satan spawn, satan spawn 
Mama why do they keep saying this I just don't understand understand 
And by the way where's my dad? 

(Chorus) 
Father please forgive me for I know not what I do 
I just never had the chance to ever meet you 
Therefore I did not know that I would grow to be 
My mother's evil seed and do these evil deeds 

Predominately, predominately, everything always predominately 
Predominately-white, predominately black well what about me? 
Where does that leave me? 
Well I guess that I'm between predominately both of em' 
I think if I hear that fuckin' word again I'ma scream 
While I'm projectile vomiting 
What do I look like a comedian to you? 
Do you think that I'm kidding? 
What do I look like some kinda idi... 
Wait a minute shit, don't answer that 
Why am I so misunderstood? 
Why do I go through so much bullshit it's such bullshit it's tush mull bish 
Woe is me, there goes poor Marshall again 
Whining about his millions and his mansion and his sorrow he's always drowning in 
And the dad that he never had, and how his childhood was so bad 
And how his mom was a dope addict and his ex-wife how they go at it 
Man I'd hate to have it as bad as that Mr. Mathers
Claims he had it, I can't imagine it 
That little rich poor white bastard needs to take some of that cash out of the bank 
and take a bath in it 
Man if I only had half of it, shit if you only knew the half of it 

(Chorus) 
Father please forgive me for I know not what I do 
I just never had the chance to ever meet you 
Therefore I did not know that I would grow to be 
My mother's evil seed and do these evil deeds 

Evil deeds, while I plant these evil seeds 
Please release me from these demons 
I never had any of this shit planned mom please believe 
I don't wanna be santa's spawn, never got the chance to say I'm sorry 
Now look at all the pain I caused 
Dear Santa Claus why are you not coming this year again 
What did I do that was so bad to deserved this? 
Everything could have been so perfect but life ain't a fairy tale 
I'm about to be hosted up in the air 
Forty feet below me there's people everywhere 
I don't even know but who feel like they know me cause I'm in this ferrus wheel 
And all I wanna do is go to the mall and take Halie on the carousel 
Without this crowd everywhere I go 
But life is like a merry go round 
Here we go now do-si-do now curtains up the show must go now 
Ring-around-the-rosy the show's over you can all go home now 
But the curtains just don't close for me 
This ain't how fame was suppose to be 
Where's the switch I can just turn off-and-on this ain't what I chose to be 
So please God give me the strength 
To have what it takes to carry on 
Til I pass 50 back the baton, the camera's on, my soul is gone 

(Chorus) 
Father please forgive me for I know not what I do 
I just never had the chance to ever meet you 
Therefore I did not know that I would grow to be 
My mother's evil seed and do these evil deeds

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lyrics submitted on 04-11-2004
lyrics corrected by Channy on 21-12-2005