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| Song details | |
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| Title | If I Had |
| Artist | Eminem |
| Album | The Slim Shady LP [1999],  Track 6  |
| Genre | Hip-Hop, Rap |
| Duration | 04:07 |
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| Song lyrics |
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Life.. by Marshall Mathers
What is life? Life is like a big obstacle put in front of your optical to slow you down And everytime you think you gotten past it it's gonna come back around and tackle you to the damn ground What are friends? Friends are people that you think are your friends But they really your enemies, with secret indentities and disguises, to hide they true colors So just when you think you close enough to be brothers they wanna come back and cut your throat when you ain't lookin What is money? Money is what makes a man act funny Money is the root of all evil Money'll make them same friends come back around swearing that they was always down What is life? I'm tired of life I'm tired of backstabbing ass snakes with friendly grins I'm tired of committing so many sins Tired of always giving in when this bottle of Henny wins Tired of never having any ends Tired of having skinny friends hooked on crack and mini-thins I'm tired of this DJ playing YOUR shit when he spins Tired of not having a deal Tired of having to deal with the bullshit without grabbing the steel Tired of drowning in my sorrow Tired of having to borrow a dollar for gas to start my Monte Carlo I'm tired of motherfuckers spraying shit and dartin off I'm tired of jobs startin off at five fifty an hour then this boss wonders why I'm smartin off I'm tired of being fired everytime I fart and cough Tired of having to work as a gas station clerk for this jerk breathing down my neck driving me bezerk I'm tired of using plastic silverware Tired of working in Building Square Tired of not being a millionaire But if I had a million dollars I'd buy a damn brewery, and turn the planet into alcoholics If I had a magic wand, I'd make the world suck my dick without a condom on, while I'm on the john If I had a million bucks it wouldn't be enough, because I'd still be out robbing armored trucks If I had one wish I would ask for a big enough ass for the whole world to kiss I'm tired of being white trash, broke and always poor Tired of taking pop bottles back to the party store I'm tired of not having a phone Tired of not having a home to have one in if I did have it on Tired of not driving a BM Tired of not working at GM, tired of wanting to be him Tired of not sleeping without a Tylenol PM Tired of not performing in a packed coliseum Tired of not being on tour Tired of fucking the same blonde whore after work in the back of a Contour I'm tired of faking knots with a stack of ones Having a lack of funds and resorting back to guns Tired of being stared at I'm tired of wearing the same damn Nike Air hat Tired of stepping in clubs wearing the same pair of Lugz Tired of people saying they're tired of hearing me rap about drugs Tired of other rappers who ain't bringin half the skill as me saying they wasn't feeling me on Nobody's As Ill As Me I'm tired of radio stations telling fibs Tired of J-L-B saying Where Hip-Hop Lives But if I had a million dollars I'd buy a damn brewery, and turn the planet into alcoholics If I had a magic wand, I'd make the world suck my dick without a condom on, while I'm on the john If I had a million bucks it wouldn't be enough, because I'd still be out robbing armored trucks If I had one wish I would ask for a big enough ass for the whole world to kiss You know what I'm saying? I'm tired of all of this bullshit Telling me to be positive How'm I 'sposed to be positive when I don't see shit positive? Know what I'm sayin? I rap about shit around me, shit I see Know what I'm sayin? Right now I'm tired of everything Tired of all this player hating that's going on in my own city Can't get no airplay, you know what I'm sayin? But hey, it's cool though, you know what I'm sayin? Just fed up wid it That's my word ya'll  submitted by Niklas Niva corrected on 18-12-2004 |
Send "If I Had" ringtone to your cell| 18 comments |
| Song comments | |
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 03-04-2006 23:26 BUDDYRAP | |
 14 posts | oooh yea rockero ur an idiot eminem isint in G-Unit damn and u call urself a fan  |
| 03-04-2006 23:24 BUDDYRAP | |
14 posts | yea luv this song it is awesome i liked it the first time i heard it its awesome but i want to know why u have a condom on to get ur dick sucked but oh well real good song its CRAZY   CHEEERS TO EMINEM    |
| 16-02-2006 12:19 dudekrulz | |
3,618 posts | ^
Idiot! Anyway, the Slim Shady albums are pure Eminem class and this song is no different. If you want to listen to some real Eminem, this is one of thesongs. Great rap song. Down to earth, good beat etc.. |
| 14-12-2005 01:30 rockero | |
153 posts | G-UNIT |
| 27-11-2005 05:17 02triple_h | |
 4,024 posts | This song is SoOoOoOo.......umm... 
just perfect from the meaningful way  |
| 12-10-2005 01:09 02triple_h | |
4,024 posts | Friends are people that you think are your friends
But they really your enemies, with secret indentities its true...especially if u lived the situation.....like if u r betraued....cheated on u.....hated while ur good...oh god....ill keep my mouth shut....its just a one of a kind song...i mean it when i say that.....just hear it with ur heart open...but first.....let ur mind open....  |
| 03-09-2005 17:17 SHADY15 | |
54 posts | Such anice song!!Kinda sad in a way!!!I think Eminem was great at the beginning of his career!!Beautiful song!!  |
| 14-06-2005 23:37 rockero | |
153 posts | this is not the best song by eminem  but he is great and the song it good  |
| 18-01-2005 22:57 DaNi_Fr | |
129 posts | 5/5 |
| 03-01-2005 21:37 Shot_by_eminem | |
37 posts | This song makes you look around you shoulder...  And I love how he describes his hate for everything... He should be like a boxer or something he would nock anyone to the ground... (= |
| 26-10-2004 08:33 Beep_boxas | |
2 posts | Eminems really good in this song i find it sad but its pritty sik on of my favs by him ...O BY THE WAY EMINEM DUn try n act like a black rapper wat u taking ??? HAHA eminem roks in this song XOXOOX |
| 15-10-2004 22:35 crimeking829 | |
17 posts | once a-fucking-gain these fuckers didn't write shit. they don't even own the album i fuckin wrote this song. you fuckin cock suckers stole my lyrics you bitches this fuckin liist of songs wasn't even on the eminem page. i want my fuckin credit bitches 
by: the real submitter , crimeking829 |
| 02-08-2004 00:41 x73OldsCutlassx | |
304 posts | My ex bf said HE wrote this song.he was such a dumbass because I heard it on a friend's cd. 
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| 02-08-2004 00:37 vrugas | |
1 posts | simplesmente perfeito
this song is perfect, only the best rappers can do such a good shit like this... _|_ |
| 20-07-2004 07:14 Fuckthat | |
43 posts | Yep, thats one of the best songs I've ever heared. Sometimes I just feel like I got tired of everything, and then I put this song on and listen to it and it helps me. People say that I have a lot in common with Em, not appearence, but in the mind we are practically the same. He's got a bunch of songs in which he has the same feeling as me. Eminem is the best. I cant stop listening to his music, and I never will. |
| 14-07-2004 21:00 the_Apocalypse | |
14,259 posts | This is one of his best songs, it's kinda sad, just like Rock Bottom, but yeah, me likey  |
| 09-07-2004 00:42 TDot_Boi | |
6 posts | yea tite song... Em keepin it real..
Holla bak ajax!!!! |
| 21-06-2004 01:19 InauguratedWorm | |
54 posts | I love this song. I love this song. I love this song.
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