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| Song details | |
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| Title | Ken Kaniff |
| Artist | Eminem |
| Album | The Marshall Mathers LP [2000],  Track 12  The Slim Shady LP [1999], Track 12 |
| Genre | |
| Duration | 01:01 |
| Rank | 6,301 (*) history » |
| Charts | - view all » |
| Referring urls | view all » |
| Song lyrics |
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Ken: Let's call this motherfucker.
[dials operator] Ken: Oh, fuck yeah... give him a piece of my mind... piece of my ass. [operator comes on] Operator: Thanks for waiting. Hello, may I help you? Ken: Oh, thank you. I need to make a collect call. Operator: What number? Ken: Oh... the number's [censored] Operator: At the tone, please say your name. [Beep] Ken: Kennith Keniff, from Connecticut. [connecting] Automated piece of shit. Eminem: Yo? Ken: Hey there, cock boy. Eminem: Who's this? Ken: This is Ken Keniff. Eminem: Who? Ken: Ken Keniff from Connecticut, you lil' bitch. Eminem: From Connecticut? Ken: Yeah, you wanna... Eminem: I don't know nobody in Connecticut. Ken: You wanna get a hotel room with me? Eminem: A hotel room? Ken: Yeah, you want me to lick your ass, EMINEM? Eminem: [laughs] Yo, who is this? Cage? Ken: [laughing] You want me to fuckin' melt in your mouth and not in your hand? Melt in your ass, ya lil' cock boy. Eminem: [snickers] Yo, shut up, you lil' bitch. Ken: Oh, you think I'm lying, huh? Eminem: [laughing out loud] Ken: Ugh.  submitted by fat shit corrected by Marcel Woodman on 26-05-2010 |
Send "Ken Kaniff" ringtone to your cell| 16 comments |
| Song comments | |
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 28-04-2012 07:43 purushothamn51 | |
 1,666 posts | Funny as well |
| 24-01-2007 05:21 cheerl3ader | |
 1 posts | [b] |
| 18-01-2005 23:00 DaNi_Fr | |
129 posts | me love  |
| 10-01-2005 02:03 Shot_by_eminem | |
37 posts | This is just so growse. But funny at the same time... Em knows how to make you feel sick and how to enjoy something at the same time. The "song" really sux but all other songs are gr8 m8. cheers  |
| 09-01-2005 07:24 DontSleep | |
340 posts | whatz up wit "please-God-forgive-Eminem" bullshit?
what eminem done wrong, man? |
| 09-01-2005 07:23 DontSleep | |
340 posts | this shit'z hot! crackz me up bwahahaha
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| 09-01-2005 05:31 MCRAPPER | |
14 posts | Lord, please forgive Eminem of his sins and please help him to repent, Lord please help Eminem to see the error of his ways and help him to convert to Christianity, Amen
I am sorry for dissin Eminem here and people please be sure not to blaspheme and talk about God at the same time. I hope that KJ-52 and me will reach out to Eminem and touch his heart. |
| 01-01-2005 14:12 Pure_Poison | |
2 posts | Well, none of you can spell so perhaps your stupidity explains your incompetence to appreciate Eminem. Anyway. Eminem and this song fucking rocks. I love Ken Kaniff. And Eminem. So McCrapper (or whatever the hell your name is), why don't you just fuck the hell off and stop listening to him? Isn't it fairly obvious that people here like him?
Anyway, I have a question: Is Ken Kaniff a real person? Who is he? Because I love his voice (especially in 'Criminal') and I've been wondering. Thanks. |
| 05-12-2004 16:47 mrComviq | |
9 posts | Ken Kaniff is a GAY in this song holy S  Listen 2 him he is so disscusting LOL |
| 04-12-2004 02:51 Princess41990 | |
51 posts | OMFG....MCRAPPER SHUT THE HELL UP  first of all the reason EM acts like he has no parents is because he really doesn't....but you would only know this if you were a fan through out his entire career.... like me. His mother was a fucking bitch towards him and his dad left him when he was baby...his girlfriend left him and tried to take his one and only child away him...his mother tried to sue him...can i make it anymore obvious....Em is hot because he doesn't sugar coat every...he's real and he tells it like it is...and i think god has blessed him already...because he's a rags to riches story. and that's great for EM...so next time you dis Em get all yo' facts straight... |
| 31-10-2004 20:34 MCRAPPER | |
14 posts | I turned christian and I think Eminem is a bastard cause he acts like he had no parents. he is also stupid because he talks about doing drugs and i'll bet he dosen't even do any of the drugs he says he does. I can't believe I wanted to be a bastard. God please forgive Eminem of his sins and cure him of this darkness he's going through and please help him to turn christian like afroman did, Amen. Oh and if your wondering why i'm saying bastard it means fatherless person in the way i'm saying it it's ok to say it just as long as your using it in the appropriet manner. |
| 30-08-2004 21:13 heffa | |
43 posts | its a pis take because he has an argument goin with someone as to who owns the charcter of ken kaniff |
| 30-07-2004 17:17 Chekapo | |
76 posts | gah i dont even see the need for it to be on there really...  |
| 10-07-2004 20:34 JAHamilton77 | |
594 posts | Funny the first two or three times you hear it. Gets old quick. |
| 10-07-2004 20:31 ladyscallywag | |
255 posts | Yeah.. haha, I think it's funny, but still..  |
| 10-07-2004 17:13 eminem_rox | |
500 posts | ew , but loll  |