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Rhythm	9.2
Melody	9.0
Instruments	8.8
Lyrics	9.0
Vocal	8.8
This song has been reviewed 66 times. Overall score for this song, 9.0.

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Eminem - Rain Man Lyrics

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Song details
Title	Rain Man
Artist	Eminem
Album	Encore (2004) , Track 10
Genre
Rank	7,318 (+70) history
Referring urls	top 10

Song lyrics

Send "Rain Man" ringtones to your cell

You find me offensive 
I find you offensive for finding me offensive 
hence if I should draw out a line any fences 
if so to what extent, if any, should I go? 
cause it's getting expensive 
being on the other side of the court room on the defensive 
they say I cause extensive psycholgical nerve damage to the brain 
when I go to lengths this far at other people's expenses 
I say you're all just too god damn sensitive 
it's censorship and it's downright blasphemous 
let's end this shit now cause I won't stand for this 
and Christopher Reeves won't sit for this neither 
and let's clear this up too I aint got no beef with him either 
he used to be like a hero to me 
I even believe I had one of those 25 cent stickers 
on my refrigerator right next to Darth Vader 
and Darth must have put a hex on him for later 
I feel like its my fault cause of the way that 
I stuck him off in between him and Lex Luther 
I killed Superman I killed Super...Man 
and how ironic that I'd be the bad guy kryptonite 
the green chronic 

(Chorus) 
Cause i aint got no legs or no brain 
nice to meet you 
hi my name is... 
i forgot my name 
my AIM was not to become what i became with this level of fame 
my soul is possessed by this devil 
my new name is... 
Rain Man 

Now in the bible it says 
thou shall not watch two lesbians in bed 
have homosexual sex 
unless of course you were given the consent to join in 
then of course it's intercourse and it bisexual sex 
which isn't as bad as long as you show some remorse for your actions 
either before, during, or after performing the act of that which 
is normally reffered to as such more commonly known phrases 
that are more used by today kids 
in a more derogatory way 
but who's to say what's fair to say and what not to say 
let ask Dr. Dre 
Dr. Dre (what up?) 
I got a question if i may (yea) 
is it gay to play putt putt golf with a friend (yea) 
and watch his butt butt when he tees off (yea) 
but but i aint done yet 
in football a quarterback yells out hut hut 
while he reaches in another grown man's ass 
grabs on his nuts, but just what if 
it was never meant, it was just an accident 
but he tripped, fell, slipped and his penis went in 
his teeny, tiny, little, round hiney 
and he didn't mean it but his little weenie flinched just a little bit 
and I don't need to go into any more details 
but what if he pictured it as a female's butt 
is that gay? I just need to clear things up 
til then I'll just walk around with a manly strut because... 

(Chorus) 
Cause i aint got no legs or no brain 
nice to meet you 
hi my name is... 
i forgot my name 
my name was not to become what i became with this level of fame 
my soul is possessed by this devil 
my new name is... 
Rain Man 

You find me offensive 
I find you offensive... 
shit this is the same verse, I just did this 
when am I gonna come to my good senses? 
probably the day Bush comes to my defenses 
my spider senses telling me Spider-Man is nearby 
and my plan is to get him next and open up a whoop ass canister 
god damnit Dre where's the god damn beat (yea) anyway 
anyway I don't know how else to put it 
this is the only thing that I'm good at 
I am the bad guy kryptonite, the green chronic 
demonic, yep yep, don't worry I'm on it, I got it 
high-fived Nick Lechey, stuck a pin in Jessica's head and walked away 
and as she flew around the room like a balloon 
I grabbed the last can of chicken tuna out the trash can 
and flew my ass straight back to the Neverland Ranch 
with a peanut butter jelly chicken tuna sandwhich 
and I don't even gotta make no god damn sense 
I just did a whole song and I didn't say shit 

(Chorus) 
Cause i aint got no legs or no brain 
nice to meet you 
hi my name is... 
i forgot my name 
my name was not to become what i became with this level of fame 
my soul is possessed by this devil 
my new name is... 
Rain Man

Send "Rain Man" ringtones to your cell

lyrics submitted on 06-11-2004

lyrics corrected on 23-11-2004

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07-11-2004 12:54 mar88vdv
68 posts	rhythm melody instruments lyrics vocal Best beat of the album. But the lyrics, are just bad. Why Christopher Reeves? He's dead man?? Diden't you know. But it's funny sometimes
07-11-2004 22:38 astein42
4 posts	rhythm melody instruments lyrics vocal ya theres quite a bit of christopher reeves disses in the whole album! i wonder if he wrote it before he knew he died...thats just wrong. but other than that (which is still funny, nonetheless), its a pretty good song. i listen to it the least on the whole album, but i still know the lyrics...shows how awesome the entire album is!
08-11-2004 03:44 dwillpower
9 posts	Ummmmm he said he killed superman so i can assume he knew he was dead. I think the song is just nuts, funny i like it
08-11-2004 04:10 MrsMath3rs
19 posts	rhythm melody instruments lyrics vocal no he's not dissin chris reeves, he says that he doesnt have beef with him nd that he used to look up to him. I'd say he's complementing him. As for the song i think its hilarious, the lyrics rnt tht great but it sounds soo good! like its funny, i like the way he but it together...well, the way dre put it together cuz he produced it.
10-11-2004 09:06 arminn
20 posts	rhythm melody instruments lyrics vocal yooo the man is on sum shit, or he juss don't give a fuck, but I think it's da second, it's not cool but it's EM so u know it's all good , 3 realest rappers eva, 2pac, Dmx, n Eminem !!!!!
11-11-2004 17:41 JayIU
1 posts	rhythm melody instruments lyrics vocal He's not dissing anybody here but himself. Eminem's saying he doesn't know how to express himself or do much else besides rap. It talks about this in The Rolling Stone interview.
13-11-2004 12:14 Marty_H
7 posts	Yeh he must of known he was dead cos he sed he stuck him up between Darth Vader and Lex Luther lol so they put a Hex on him for later, then he says I killed Super man I killed super, not a great song but I still like it lol
14-11-2004 03:03 __SLiM__SHaDy__
14 posts	rhythm melody instruments lyrics vocal [b]yea.....no beefs in this..lol just plain funny...then in the second verse..he talks about gay guys playing golf lol..but yea its funny
14-11-2004 07:01 jamescody
23 posts	of course he wrote it before he died. christopher reeves died in the last month, do you know how long it takes to put together an album?
15-11-2004 18:52 dantheman1989
3 posts	rhythm melody instruments lyrics vocal This song is WKD and the beat stays in your head for AGES !! like it when he talks 2 dr dre !
15-11-2004 18:53 dantheman1989
3 posts	does anyone know putt-putt golf is ? apart from the obvious ?? anything special ?
16-11-2004 19:22 LeLox
1,136 posts	catchy beat n perfect illustarion!hehe.. I wonder if his daughter listens to his songs!!
17-11-2004 18:55 lawnmower_laura
31 posts	rhythm melody instruments lyrics vocal ill song!!!
17-11-2004 22:20 alliemycutie
39 posts	rhythm melody instruments lyrics vocal i love this song...its so funny!!!!
18-11-2004 20:30 lustrouslips
23 posts	rhythm melody instruments lyrics vocal lmfao, this is so funny god damnit Dre where's the god damn beat (yea) anyway hahaa
19-11-2004 00:51 miamiman
2 posts	rhythm melody instruments lyrics vocal There is actually a song that eminem put on one edition of this cd called christopher reeves. This may be the same song because there are really a lot of christopher reeves disses in this song. that are kind of unnescary
19-11-2004 01:03 eM_to_the_Jay
9 posts	rhythm melody instruments lyrics vocal Best Song on the albulm i dont believe eminem is having a go at C. Reeves Hes just bein funny dre is awesome cant wait for 2006 for hes detox albulm 2Pac RIP still smokin _:_ _:_ If your a PAC fan email me writebac2me@hotmail.com
19-11-2004 15:16 dtp_foreva
21 posts	rhythm melody instruments lyrics vocal This mofucka is straight up crazy.this song iz hard tho thi s i zhis best cd since tha slim shady lp
20-11-2004 04:57 nat_snoopy
8 posts	--------------------------------------------------------- You find me offensive I find you offensive... shit this is the same verse, I just did this --------------------------------------------------------- crap i love that part :p its so funny! gud song overall..
21-11-2004 17:23 Howieto
4 posts	rhythm melody instruments lyrics vocal This songs very funny
22-11-2004 01:36 Eminem_babenLuv
16 posts	rhythm melody instruments lyrics vocal This is an awsome song...Haha and its really funny. Hi my name is....... I FORGOT MY NAME!
22-11-2004 03:14 _Rag_Doll_
12 posts	This song is alright, It isn't a track I'd listen to over & over again. I wouldn't say this is his best album either...In my opinion I don't think he'll ever top The Marshall Mathers LP...that was classic!!!
22-11-2004 06:03 EmWest
10 posts	rhythm melody instruments lyrics vocal For whoever wanted to nkow if he let halie listnen to is music. the answer is no, he doesn't. in the eminem show on the song my dads gone crazy he says, "9 milimeter heater stashed in 2 seaters with meat cleavers, i don't blame you, i wouldn't let halie listen to me neither". And for everyone saying hes dissing C. Reeves. no hes not. like Jay-Z says in "Renagade", "Do u listen to music or do u jsut skim through it?".You have to understand that this is eminem. He JOKES AROUND alot. plus if ur gonna take everything he says serious, then take that he said, "i have no beef with him" and "he was my hero" seriously. eminem has to be one of the greates mc's of all time and is up there with jay-z, kanye, jada kiss, 2pac. just to name a few.(not in that order). Eminem music is very comlex, and his ryme schemes are crazy. he even says in "never enough?" something about the average listner having to rewind his music 20 times to understand his rymes. this is so true, me and my boy are usually explaing lyrics to people a lot. anyways, Em is the king, and u have to give credit where credit is due. this is a good song. case closed. its not GREAT, and its not in his top 10, but it doesn't suck, and it has strong points.
24-11-2004 17:27 Lenny2
78 posts	rhythm melody instruments lyrics vocal Yes you people went too much into this christopher reeves thing. This song is actually pretty damn funny, I was laughing for a while when first heard it. But like em said himself at the end of this song, "I just did a whole song and I ain't say shit" which is true because this whole song doesnt make much sense. But its the funniest of all the corny on the album.
27-11-2004 09:52 erimm
2 posts	rhythm melody instruments lyrics vocal EmWest.. eminem lets hailie listen to his music! the song is called "my dads gone crazy" he is talkin shit in that song. non of the things he says in his lyrics are true hailie enjoys eminem as much as we all do....