"Shave Your Mohawk" Lyrics

There's more to music than what's on your radio
(and there's) enough counter-culture to stuff down everyone's throat
Just like there's more to life than what's outside your window
(and it's) kind of funny, this is the only place you've ever known...yeah!

Shave your mohawk
'Cause I'm not cool enough
To get one
Shave your mohawk
You're a hippie and a hypocrite
yeah

So what're you gonna do when you look around and find out you
Turned out just like everybody else
And all those "ideologies" with which you felt so passionately
Weren't even held up by your own true self... oh yeah!

Steel toe boots? Aw man, you're cool
You may have a mohawk but you're still a fool
If krautpolka was underground and cool you'd see
The punky boys turn into krautpolka freaks

Shave your mohawk
'Cause I'm not cool enough
To get one
Shave your mohawk
You're a hippie and a hypocrite
And a liar
Geek!