"Disloyal Order Of Water Buffaloes" Lyrics

I'm coming apart at the seams
Pitching myself for leads in other people's dreams now
Buzz buzz buzz
Doc there's a hole where something was
Doc there's a hole where something was

Fell out of bed
Butterfly bandage
But don't worry
You'll never remember
Your head is far too blurry

Put him in the back of a squad car restrain that man
He needs his head put through a catscan
Hey editor, I'm undeniable
Hey doctor, I'm certifiable

I'm a loose bolt of a complete machine
What a match, I'm half doomed and you're semi-sweet

So boycott love
Detox just to retox
And I'd promise you anything for another shot at life
Imperfect boys with their perfect ploys
Nobody wants to hear you sing about tragedy
Wants to hear you sing about tragedy

Little girl
You got me staring odd
Or was that just a telescopic camera nod
Painted dolls
In highway truckstop stalls
Lot lizard scales cool your nightlife moods
All the rookies leave your badge and your gun on the desk
When you leave the room

I'm a loose bolt of a complete machine
What a match, I'm half doomed and you're semi-sweet

So boycott love
Detox just to retox
And I'd promise you anything for another shot at life
Imperfect boys with their perfect ploys
Nobody wants to hear you sing about tragedy
Wants to hear you sing about tragedy

Detox
Just to retox
Detox
Just to retox
Detox
Just to retox
Detox
Just to retox

So boycott love
(Boycott love)
Boycott love
(Boycott love)

So boycott love
Detox just to retox
And I'd promise you anything for another shot at life
Imperfect boys with their perfect ploys
Nobody wants to hear you sing about tragedy
Wants to hear you sing
Nobody wants to hear you sing about tragedy
(Wants to hear you sing about tragedy)