Family Guy - An Annoying But Funny Song Lyrics

[Peter] Uh-uh-urh! You can't touch me
[Peter] ...can't touch me
[Peter] J-j-j-j-just like the bad guy from Lethal Weapon 2
[Peter] I've got diplomatic immunity, so Hammer you can't sue
[Peter] I can write graphetti, even J-walk in the street
[Peter] I can riot loot, and not give a hoot
[Peter] and touch your sister's teet
[Peter] Can't touch me
[Peter] ...you can't touch me
[Adam West] What in God's name is he doing?
[Peter] ...can't touch me.
[Cleveland] I believe that's the worm.
[Peter] Stop! Peter time.
[Peter] I'm a big shot, there's no doubt
[Peter] Light a fire and pee it out
[Peter] Don't like it? Kiss my rump.
[Peter] Just for a minute let's all do the funk.
[Peter] Can't touch me
[Peter] Yeah, do the Peter Griffin bump,

[Peter] ...can't touch me

[Peter] I'm presidental Peter, interms think I'm hot.
[Peter] Don't care if you're handicapped, I'll still park in your spot.
[Peter] I've been around the world
[Peter] From Hartford to Bagbay
[Peter] It's Peter, go Peter, I'm so Peter, yo Peter,
[Peter] Let's see Regis rap this way.

[Peter - spoken] Except for you. You can touch me.