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Rhythm  7.3
Melody  7.3
Instruments  7.3
Lyrics  7.3
Vocal  7.3
This song has been reviewed 3 times. Overall score for this song, 7.3.
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Family Guy - I Need A Jew Lyrics

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TitleI Need A Jew
ArtistFamily Guy
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GenreMusical
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Song lyrics
Peter Griffin:
Nothing else has worked so far
So I'll wish upon a star
Wonderous dancing speck of light
I need a Jew

Lois makes me take the rap
Cause our checkbook looks like crap
Since I can't give her a slap
I need a Jew

Where to find
A Baum or Steen or Stein
To teach me how to whine and do
my taaaaaxesss...

Though by many they're abhored
Hebrew people I've adored
Even though they killed my Lord
I need a Jew

Max:
Hi, my name's Max Weinstein,
my car just broke down,
can I use you phone?

Peter:
Now my troubles are all through
I have a Jew!

Max:
Hey!
submitted by Jen C
corrected on 21-05-2011


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  03-07-2007 01:06 510dz 
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who doesn't honestly love this song?
  30-10-2005 00:47 L_i_t 
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stupid lyrics.
  30-10-2005 00:39 Kimmmm 
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holy jeez guys!! im the first one...woohoo...but this song is hilarious!!straight 5s


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