Family Guy - Ive Got A Little List - Stewie Griffin Lyrics

As someday it may happen that a victim must be found.
I've got a little list, I've got a little list.
Of socitey offenders who might well be underground,
and who never would be missed,who never would be missed.

Theres the white kid with the baggy clothes who's talking like hes black.
The girl you date who doesnt get the jokes in Caddyshack.
The Asian guy who cuts infront of every single line,
and Britney Spears for accidently showing her vagine.
And Bill 'O Rileys ineffective dermatoligist.
May none of them be missed, may none of them be missed.

Hes got them on the list.
Hes got them on the list .
And may none of them be missed.
May none of them be missed.

Theres the guy behind the news reporter waving like a fool
And senator Bill Frist, I've got him on the list.
And the fat kid smiling warmly while hes peeing in the pool.
He never would be missed, he never would be missed.
Theres the foul smelling boy who comes to school in camofaluge,
and every bleeding member of the cast of Entourage.
And while we are on the subject HBO deserves a whack
for ending the Soppranos with a fucking cut to black.
And guys who when you shake there hand just bump you with there fist.
I dont think theyd be missed, I'm sure theyd not be missed.

Hes got them on the list.
Hes got them on the list.
And may none of them be missed.
May none of them be missed.

Theres the guy who sits beside you and keeps
farting on the plane.
And Shakiras lyricist, I've got him on the list.
And the smarty on thanks giving who says its the "trip to fame."
He never would be missed, he never would be missed
Theres the blonde who tells you loudly with a
voice just like a knife "you know someone should
do a sicom based around my life!"
The guy who watched The Simpsons back in 1994 and wont admit the
damn thing is'nt funny anymore.
And a-n-y-one and everyone whos ever made me pissed!

I've got them on the list
May none of them be missed.
May none of them be missed!