Flight Of The Conchords - Hiphopopotamus Vs. Rhymenocerous Lyrics

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I'm the mother flippin' Rhymenocerous
My beats are fat and the birds are on my back
And I'm horny
I'm horny
If you choose to proceed you will indeed concede
'Cause I hit you with my flow
The Wild Rhino Stampede.

I'm not just wild, I'm trained,
Domesticated
I was raised by a rapper and rhino that dated
And subsequently procreated
That's how it goes
Here's the Hip-Hopapotamus
The hip hop hippo

They call me the Hip-Hopapotamus
My lyrics are bottomless

Sometimes my rhymes are polite
Like "Thank you for dinner, Ms. Wright
That was very delicious
Good night."
Sometimes they're obscene
Like a pornographic dream
NC-17 with ladies in a
Stream of margarine.

Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha...Yeah...
Some margarine.

They call me the Hip-Hopapotamus
Flows that glow like phosphorous
Poppin' off the top of this esophagus
Rockin' this metropolis
I'm not a large water-dwelling mammal
Where did you get that preposterous hypothesis?
Did Steve tell you that, perchance?

Mmmph...Steve.

My rhymes and records they don't get played
Because my records and rhymes they don't get made
And if you rap like me you don't get paid
And if you roll like me you don't get laid.

My rhymes are so potent that in this small segment
I made all of the ladies in the area pregnant
Yes, sometimes my lyrics are sexist
But you lovely bitches and hoes should know I'm trying to correct this.

Other rappers diss me
Say my rhymes are sissy.
Why? Why? Why?
What?
Why exactly?
What? Why?
Be more constructive with your feedback, please. Why?
Why?

Why, because I rap about reality?
Like me and my grandma drinking a cup of tea?
There ain't no party like my Nanna's tea party.
Hey! Ho!

I'm the motherflippin'
I'm the motherflippin'
I'm the motherflippin'

Who's the motherflippin?

I'm the motherflippin'
I'm the motherflippin'
I'm the motherflippin'
Motherflippin' 

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lyrics submitted on 11-11-2008