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"Hiphopopotamus vs. Rhymenoceros" Lyrics

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I'm the motherflippin' Rhymenocerous
My beats are phat and the birds are on my back
And I'm horny, I'm horny
If you choose to proceed you will indeed concede
'Cause I hit you with my flow, the wild rhino stampede
I'm not just wild, I'm trained
Domesticated
I was raised by a rapper and rhino that dated
And subsequently procreated
That's how it goes
Here's the Hiphopopotamus
The hip-hop hippo

They call me the Hiphopopotamus
My lyrics are bottomless

Sometimes our rhymes are polite
Like "Thank you for dinner, Ms. Wright
That was very delicious
Good night"
Sometimes they're obscene
Like a pornographic dream
NC-17 with ladies in a stream of margarine
Ha ha ha ha ha ha
Yeah
Some margarine

They call me the Hiphopapotamus
Flows that glow like phosphorous
Poppin' off the top of this esophagus
Rockin' this metropolis
I'm not a large water-dwelling mammal
Where did you get that preposterous hypothesis?
Did Steve tell you that, perchance?
Hmm, Steve

My rhymes and records they don't get played
Because my records and rhymes they don't get made
And if you rap like me you don't get paid
And if you roll like me you don't get laid

My rhymes are so potent that in this small segment
I made all of the ladies in the area pregnant
Yes, sometimes my lyrics are sexist
But you lovely bitches and hoes should know I'm trying to correct this

Other rappers diss me
Say my rhymes are sissy
Why?
Why?
Why?
What?
Why exactly?
What? Why?
Be more constructive with your feedback, please
Why?
Why?

Why, 'cause I rap about reality?
Like me and my grandma drinking a cup of tea?
There ain't no party like my nana's tea party
Hey! Ho!

I'm the motherflippin'
I'm the motherflippin'
I'm the motherflippin'
Who's the motherflippin?

I'm the motherflippin'
I'm the motherflippin'
I'm the motherflippin'
Motherflippin'
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LanguageEnglish
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WriterBret Peter McKenzie, Jemaine Atea Clement
Lyrics licensed byLyricFind
AddedNovember 11th, 2008
Last updatedMarch 7th, 2022
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