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Green Jelly - Three Little Pigs Lyrics

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TitleThree Little Pigs
ArtistGreen Jelly
AlbumCereal Killer Soundtrack [1993], Track 2
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Duration00:05:55
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Song lyrics
Why don't you... Sit right back
And I... I may tell you a tale
A tale of three... little pigs
And A Big... Bad... Wolfffffff!!!

Well the first little piggy
Well he was kinda hip
He spent most of his day just a dreamin' of the city
And then one day, he bought a guitar
He moved to Hollywood to become a star
Livin' on the farm he knew nothing of the city
Built his house out of straw, what a pity
And then one day, jammin' on some chords
Along came the wolf knockin' on his door

[Chorus]
Little pig, little pig let me in
(Not by the hair of my chinny, chin chin)
Little pig, little pig let me in
(Not by the hair of my chinny, chin chin)
Well I'm huffin' I'm puffin
I'll blow your house in
Huffin' puffin' blow your house in
Huffin and a puffin and I'll blow your house in!!!
Huffin and a puffin and I'll blow your house in!!!

Well the second little piggy
Well he was kinda stoked
Huffin and a puffin down on Venice Beach
Gettin' paid money for religious speech
Built his shelter from what he garbage picked
Mostly made up of old cans and sticks
Then one day he was crankin' up a marley
Along came the wolf on his big bad Harley

[Repeat Chorus]

Well the third little piggy
The grade A student
His daddy was a rock star, named Pig Nugent
Earned his Masters Degree from Harvard College
Built his house from his architect knowledge
A tri-level Mansion, Hollywood Hills
Daddy's rock stardom paid for the bills
And then one day came the old house smasher
The big, bad wolf the little piggy slasher!

[Repeat Chorus]

Well the big, bad wolf
Well he huffed and he puffed all that he could
And low and behold the little piggy's house stood
"It's made out of concrete", the little piggy shouted
The wolf just frowned as he pouted
So they called 911 like any piggy would
They sent out Rambooo!
Just as fast as they could

[Gunshots being fired]

Well the wolf fell dead as you can plainly see
And that's the end this story for you and me
If you still give a listen

And the moral of the story is...
A band with no talent can easily amuse idiots with a stupid puppet show
submitted by Cujo81
corrected by mickey mouse on February 3rd, 2007

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 Song comments
0 likes - like | 24-07-2007 20:03 abcdEMILY 
abcdEMILY
 
34 posts
how can you not love this song?
0 likes - like | 25-07-2006 02:43 thebeatlesfan 
thebeatlesfan
 
189 posts
this song is efing funny. the music video is halarious (crapy clay animation).
0 likes - like | 23-10-2005 01:30 xoHips05 
xoHips05
 
13 posts
haha. this song is great.
0 likes - like | 22-10-2005 21:10 riffrabbit69 
riffrabbit69
 
25 posts
HERE COMES RAMBO!!!!!!
0 likes - like | 31-05-2005 23:52 igotacd 
igotacd
 
37 posts
This is one funny ass song!
PISS OFF VH1
Fuck you very much, have a nice day
0 likes - like | 15-04-2005 22:10 Medikashun 
Medikashun
 
32 posts
'and the moral of the story is . . . a band with no talent can easily amuse idiots with a stupid. . puppet show" GREEN JELLY KICKS and vh1's metal list can lick my well oiled cock.
0 likes - like | 23-02-2005 20:09 DaChazman 
DaChazman
 
5 posts
vh1 said this was one of the worst metal songs of all time. IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY! They even make fun of themselves at the end.
0 likes - like | 10-11-2004 02:54 Alesia 
Alesia
 
1 posts
Where can i listen to this song without downloading it.. i just want to hear it online..?
0 likes - like | 09-07-2004 02:26 mysistasuckbig1 
mysistasuckbig1
 
16 posts
this is a really great song!! i love the
'not by hairs on my chinny chin chin'