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    "Three Little Pigs" Lyrics

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    Why don't you... Sit right back
    And I... I may tell you a tale
    A tale of three... little pigs
    And A Big... Bad... Wolfffffff!!!

    Well the first little piggy
    Well he was kinda hip
    He spent most of his day just a dreamin' of the city
    And then one day, he bought a guitar
    He moved to Hollywood to become a star
    Livin' on the farm he knew nothing of the city
    Built his house out of straw, what a pity
    And then one day, jammin' on some chords
    Along came the wolf knockin' on his door

    [Chorus]
    Little pig, little pig let me in
    (Not by the hair of my chinny, chin chin)
    Little pig, little pig let me in
    (Not by the hair of my chinny, chin chin)
    Well I'm huffin' I'm puffin
    I'll blow your house in
    Huffin' puffin' blow your house in
    Huffin and a puffin and I'll blow your house in!!!
    Huffin and a puffin and I'll blow your house in!!!

    Well the second little piggy
    Well he was kinda stoked
    Huffin and a puffin down on Venice Beach
    Gettin' paid money for religious speech
    Built his shelter from what he garbage picked
    Mostly made up of old cans and sticks
    Then one day he was crankin' up a marley
    Along came the wolf on his big bad Harley

    [Repeat Chorus]

    Well the third little piggy
    The grade A student
    His daddy was a rock star, named Pig Nugent
    Earned his Masters Degree from Harvard College
    Built his house from his architect knowledge
    A tri-level Mansion, Hollywood Hills
    Daddy's rock stardom paid for the bills
    And then one day came the old house smasher
    The big, bad wolf the little piggy slasher!

    [Repeat Chorus]

    Well the big, bad wolf
    Well he huffed and he puffed all that he could
    And low and behold the little piggy's house stood
    "It's made out of concrete", the little piggy shouted
    The wolf just frowned as he pouted
    So they called 911 like any piggy would
    They sent out Rambooo!
    Just as fast as they could

    [Gunshots being fired]

    Well the wolf fell dead as you can plainly see
    And that's the end this story for you and me
    If you still give a listen

    And the moral of the story is...
    A band with no talent can easily amuse idiots with a stupid puppet show
    • submitted by Cujo81
    • corrected by mickey mouse on February 3rd, 2007

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       abcdEMILY says:
      Like 024-07-2007 20:03
       
      how can you not love this song?
      Like 025-07-2006 02:43
       
      this song is efing funny. the music video is halarious (crapy clay animation).
       xoHips05 says:
      Like 023-10-2005 01:30
       
      haha. this song is great.
       riffrabbit69 says:
      Like 022-10-2005 21:10
       
      HERE COMES RAMBO!!!!!!
       igotacd says:
      Like 031-05-2005 23:52
       
      This is one funny ass song!
      PISS OFF VH1
      Fuck you very much, have a nice day
       Medikashun says:
      Like 015-04-2005 22:10
       
      'and the moral of the story is . . . a band with no talent can easily amuse idiots with a stupid. . puppet show" GREEN JELLY KICKS and vh1's metal list can lick my well oiled cock.
       DaChazman says:
      Like 023-02-2005 20:09
       
      vh1 said this was one of the worst metal songs of all time. IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY! They even make fun of themselves at the end.
       Alesia says:
      Like 010-11-2004 02:54
       
      Where can i listen to this song without downloading it.. i just want to hear it online..?
      Like 009-07-2004 02:26
       
      this is a really great song!! i love the
      'not by hairs on my chinny chin chin'