Gym Class Heroes - Everyday's Forecast Lyrics

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You think you know, but you have no idea 
This is the diary of a breathing onomatopoeia. 

Now here's another broken link for anyone who thinks my life's together 
I rock a raincoat despite the pleasant weather 
God's placed a permanent dark cloud above my head 
But he was nice enough to loan me a holy umbrella 
Well thank ya fella, 
how considerate 
I'm the illegitimate son of accident-prone degenerates 
Today's forecast partly cloudy with a good chance of rain 
So I wear my sarcasm badge proudly and 
Flash a devilish grin 
That'll make the most masculine Men skeptical of his existence 
And when the rain begins, I take a seat to retire and admire the spectacle 
from a distance 
For instance, there was this cat the other day shootin me ice grills 
But when I looked, he looked the other way 
Now any other day 
I wouldn't let this type of shit bother me 
Today it was enough to make my lucky charms soggy 
So finally I stepped to him 
Kindly disrespected him 
Looked him dead in the eyes and analyzed how it effected him 
He broke down in tears talkin bout how god neglected him 

Make this rain go away 
Things would be much better 
I swear, I swear 
If the sun could come out today 
Life would be more worthwhile, worthwhile, 

And all it took was a sewing needle to deflate my swollen ego 
Then pop pop went my God Complex 
I never thought 19 years after my first breath I'd be in art school surrounded 
by corny fucks debating who's more depressed 
I'm 22 now, and still can't deal with what's real 
But I'll be damned if I give up and settle for pills, shit 
My daddy taught me better 
Mommy taught me how to crack 40's and jack 6 packs in oversized sweaters 
Over time weather changes 
So I'm in the rain waiting 
For the flood gates to open 
Impersonating my favorite VH1 Behind the Music tragedy 
Catastrophe never tasted so acidic before 
I'm pH balanced 
For the floor But strong enough to stay a float 
And doggy paddle long enough to catch that 
life preserver rope 
And then I'll be on a parallel ladder laughin like, 
damn my man, for the love of Pete what happened? 

And finally I'll step to you 
Kindly disrespect you 
Look you dead in the eyes and analyze how it affected you 
Watch you break down in tears talkin bout how god neglected you 

Make this rain go away 
Things would be much better 
I swear, I swear 
If the sun could come out today 
Life would be more worthwhile, worthwhile, (worthwhile) 

You ever watch a whole day wash away like your 
very last match that got wet the second you struck it? 
Well go ahead relieve your stress, kick that bucket all you want, 
A cigarette that never matters what you're stuck with 

You ever watch a whole day wash away like your 
very last match that got wet the second you struck it? 
Well go ahead relieve your stress, kick that bucket all you want, 
A cigarette that never matters what you're stuck with 

Make this rain go away 
Things would be much better 
I swear, I swear 
If the sun would come out today 
Life would be more worthwhile, worthwhile, (worthwhile) 

You ever watch a whole day wash away like your 
very last match that got wet the second you struck it? 
Well go ahead relieve your stress, kick that bucket all you want, 
A cigarette that never matters what you're stuck with 

You ever watch a whole day wash away like your 
very last match that got wet the second you struck it? 
Well go ahead relieve your stress, kick that bucket all you want, 
A cigarette that never matters what you're stuck with.

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lyrics submitted on 11-01-2005
lyrics corrected by nolz on 18-08-2008