Hairspray - (You're) Timeless To Me Lyrics

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WILBUR
Styles keep a changin' 
The world's re-arrangin' 
But Edna, you're timeless to me
Hemlines are shorter 
A beer costs a quarter 
But time cannot take what comes free

You're like a stinky old cheese, babe
Just gettin' riper with age 
You're like a fatal disease, babe
But there's no cure 
So let this fever rage

Some folks can't stand it 
Say time is a bandit 
But i take the opposite view 
Cause when i need a lift 
Time brings a gift 
Another day with you 
A twist or a waltz 
It's all the same schmaltz 
With just a change in the scenery
You'll never be old hat 
That's that!  OoO
You're timeless to me

EDNA
Oh, Wilbur!

Fads keep a-fadin' 
Castro's invading! 
But wilbur, you're timeless to me
Hairdos are higher
Mine feels like barbed wire
But you say i'm chic as can be!

You're like a rare vintage ripple 
A vintage they'll never forget 
So pour me a teeny weenie triple 
And we can toast the fact we ain't dead yet!
I can't stop eating 
Your hairline's receding 
Soon there'll be nothing at all
So, you'll wear a wig 
While i roast a pig 
Hey! Pass that geritol

Glenn miller had class
That chubby checker's a gas
But they all pass eventually
You'll never be passe
Hip hooray!
You're timeless to me

(They dance.)
WILBUR
Aw Edna baby dance with me!

EDNA
Oh Wilbur! You make me feel like a girl again!

WILBUR
Oh honey show em' the bumper!

EDNA
Oh honey I think my bumper's stuck in nuertral!

WILBUR
Well don't break it, we may need that for later

EDNA
Whaddya think of this one big boy?

WILBUR
Whoooooo yes, yes yes!

EDNA
Can ya feel that all the way over there?
You're like a broken down chevy 
All you need is a fresh coat of paint

WILBUR
And Edna, you got me goin' hot and heavy 
You're fat and old, but baby, boring you ain't!

WILBUR & EDNA 
Some folks don't get it 
But we never fret it 
'Cause we know that time is our friend 
It's plain to see 
That you're stuck with me 
Until the bitter end 

And we got a kid 
Who's blowin' the lid 
Off the turnblad family tree 

EDNA 
You'll always hit the spot 
Big shot! 
You're timeless to me 

WILBUR 
You'll always be du jour 
Mon amour 
You're timeless to me 

EDNA 
You'll always be first string 

WILBUR 
Ring-a-ding-ding! 

WILBUR & EDNA 
You're timeless to me 

EDNA 
You're timeless to me 

WILBUR 
You're timeless to me 

WILBUR & EDNA 
You're timeless to me!!

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lyrics submitted by xMagentax
lyrics corrected by NinjaGirl on 13-04-2006