"Toast" Lyrics

All around the country and coast to coast
People always say, "What do you like most?"
I don't wanna brag, I don't wanna boast
I always tell 'em, "I like toast"

Yeah, toast!
Yeah, toast!

I get up in the morning 'bout 6 AM
Have a little jelly, have a little jam
Take a piece of bread, put it in the slot
Push down the lever and the wires get hot
I get toast

Yeah, toast!
Yeah, toast!

Now there's no secret to toasting perfection
There's a dial on the side, then you make your selection
Push to the dark or the light and then
If it pops too soon, press down again
Make toast

Yeah, toast!
Yeah, toast!

When the first caveman drove in from the dregs
Didn't know what would go with the bacon and the eggs
Must've been a genius got it in his head
Plug the toaster in the wall, buy a bag of bread, make toast

Yeah, toast!
Uh, toast?

Oui monsieur bonjour croquette
Uh huh croissant et vous et ver
Maurice Chevalier, Eiffel Tower
Oui Marie baguette bonsoir

French toast!
French toast!

In Chicago or on the Bob and Tom Show
Yeah, toast!
Good on ya
Toast