Insane Clown Posse - 3 Rings Lyrics

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"Is this on?" 

"Gather round my wealthy friends 
And endure the horrifying sights 
Only your worst nightmares can produce 
Actual human beings of a deformed nature 
Come at once 
And come and enduldge yourself 
In our own twisted amusement of 
Another's misfortune 
Yes, ladies and gentlemen 
Enter our three ring show of freaks" 

[Violent J] 
Ring one, a dung a dung dung 
My name's Violent J and I staple my tongue 
To the desk in school then I run down the hall 
Scaring the shit out of all y'all bitches 
Which is why you don't invite mine to your parties 
Just cause I don't look like everybody 
I guess they're bunch of richboys, bitchboys 
Scary, bluuuuuah! 
And what's the big deal about my neck 
Just because now and then I like to let it stretch 
Up a couple feet to get a better sight 
Is that any reason to scream and run in fright 
No, so, now how ya gonna act? 
So what if I got another arm growing out of my back 
I guess I'm just another freak show thing 
And now they got me in the three ri-ii-ii-ing 

[Chorus (2x)] 
Three ring a ding a ding ding 
People love to point and stare 
Three ring a ding a ding ding 
It's the same as everywhere 

[Shaggy 2 Dope] 
Ring two, how do you do? 
I'm Shaggy 2 Dope, chicken-faced bitch, who? 
You don't try to front ho 
Try to play me out just cause I'm running with the sideshow 
So maybe there's a leg growing out my neck 
But don't jet baby, heh, not yet 
I'm popping in like a pound of lead 
Black n blue, his next roll and drop me on my head 
Oh shit, I knew I had to fuck up my circuits 
Cause when I was two my momma left me at the circus 
Abandoned at the carnival with the freak shows 
Like bad boys, hermaphrodites and old man crow 
But then I escaped to the ghetto zone 
Started a crew of my own, motherfucker, I'm not alone 
So don't be stickin your finger in my face skank 
Or your stomach might receive a shank from the... 

[Chorus (2x)] 

"I certainly hope your enjoy yourselves 
Here at our three ring exhibit 
But to be honest I really don't see 
What's so fucking funny about it 
These fucking people are real!" 

[Both] 
Ring three, the ICP 
Look if you want but I wouldn't lay a hand on me 
That's how you get fucked up 
We'll squeeze your windpipe shut 

[Violent J]
Yo, I'm a nerd word, I drink from the bird 
Half Snake woman kick my love to the cuuuuuuurb 
She busted into my tent, now I'm fucked 
Had the fat bearded lady in the butt, uh 

[Shaggy 2 Dope]
Fuck that, bitch, suck that 
I was born with a wang but I never had a nut sac 
Just two balls hanging with no protection soooooooo
I move real careful and slow 

[Violent J]
You can call me a weirdo, call me a freak 
Call me Don Knots cuz I'm getting on it every week, uh

[Shaggy 2 Dope]
So come see the carnival and throw me your change, bitch 
I chill with the three rings 

[Chorus(2x)] 

"Well, that's it 
I hope you're satisfied 
I hope you had a good time 
You fucking heartless bastards 
You saw what you wanted 
So grab your fucking kids 
And that fat flop of shit wife of yours 
And get the fuck out of our circus tent 
You cold-hearted sons of bitches 
You think they look fucked up 
Just wait till I kick your 
Fucking lips in a couple times 
You'll be sittin up here like a bitch 
And we'll laughing at your folded ass 
They'll call you lumpy 
After I done put knots 
All over your fuckin forehead 
Yeah, hey, hey little boy, come here 
How'd you like it if I tied your neck in a knot 
You fucking little bitch 
Come here, I'll shove that 
Fucking corn dog up your ass 
Get the fuck out of here 
Show's fucking over 
Get the fuck out of here 
You fucking heartless bastards"

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lyrics submitted by Leslie
lyrics corrected by Kyla on 07-11-2004