Insane Clown Posse - Wizard Of The Hood Lyrics

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(Shaggy 2 Dope) 
One time, the ICP with this shit 
For you and your boys to say "fuck yeah" to 
Yo, J, kick some of that shit about the wizard and all that 
Drop a psycho beat and go on and rap, bald-headed fuck 

(Violent J) 
Aw shit, homeboy, you should of seen me 
I was flipped at the party drinking a fifth of MD 
Straight passed-out on his mother's bed 
Seven cans of brew going through my head 
Dreaming, I was sipping on Faygo 
In my dope house, and here comes a tornado 
Huh, I can't run no where 
Cause the whole damn house was spinning through the air 
And don't laugh just yet 
(Yeah it's landed in muthafuckin' Oz) bet 
And here comes a three and a half foot pimp 
With a blue zoot suit and a mack daddy limp 
Yo, I gotta grip on my weapon 
'Cause this midget muthafucker and his boys are steppin 
"Oh my, look at the witch 
You crushed and killed that wicked old bitch" 
And they saying that I'm doomed 
Cause I killed some hoe that rides on a broom 
Fuck this, I'm goin back to where I stay 
And I walking down the yellow brick alley way 

(2 Dope) 
Well, go on muthafucka! 

(Violent J) 
Now I'm roaming just like basehead 
Everybody know just where the alley led 
And don't say you don't know 
Which way to go, yo, there go the scarecrow 
I ain't playing this bullshit no more 
So I whip out the nickel plated double-four 
Best tell my ass how to get back 
Or I'll blow the straw out your fucking head 
"You wanna see the wizard?" 
Fuck yeah, I do 
"Get me off this pole and I'll come with you" 
You know the wiz? 
"Yeah, I used to roll for him 
Then he gave me on a 'g 
Now I gotta bullet for him" 
So me and the crow was walking on bricks 
Spitting and cussing and holding our dicks 
Thinking, damn, this ain't how the movie goes 
I ain't seen one muthafuckin' rainbow 
Ain't a fresh pair of kicks in the land 
Just what you thought, there go the tin man 
How to get to the wizard? 
"What the fuck 
I ain't saying shit until you oil me up" 
I don't see any mutha fuckin oil, bro 
"Oil me up with a forty of Red Bull" 
Just like the book said 
Tin Man was stumbling like a crackhead 
Old-ass rusted out metal 
But we was on our way to see the wizard of the ghetto 

"Somewhere over the rainbow" 
(2 Dope) 
Shut the fuck up bitch 
Damn, this ain't Kansas, hoe 
This is the southwest muthafuckin' ghetto zone, bitch 
So pick your skank ass up 
And you and Toto get the fuck on 

(Violent J) 
Yeah, we've come a long way 
Dropin' muthafuckas all the way to Delray 
And I'm a wonderland story book tourist 
Gripping that 44, we coming up to the forest 
Anything could be out there 
Lions, tigers, and a bear 
Hoods and hoodlums and theives, oh my 
Hoods and hoodlums and theives, oh my 
Hoods and hoodlums and theives, oh my 
I'm a kick somebody in they fuckin' eye 
Don't fuck with me at a time like this 
I'll send out a bullet, guaranteed won't miss 
So I just move and the hooks are flying 
"You've come and buck with the fucking lion 
I want rings, chains, any kind of gold" 
Or what? 
"Or I'm a let this nine unfold" 
Man, fuck this, come back to Del Ray 
There you can rob muthafuckas every day 
Crackheads, hoes, whatever you can name 
Catch all the rich ones coming out the ball game 
So finally we was at the castle 
And with the guards, we got no hassle 
They all just got the fuck out our way 
I guess even in Oz, they know of Violent J 
Fuck a wizard 

Yo, where's the muthafuckin' wizard stay 
"Who wants to know?" 
Violent psychopath J 
I wanna word with him at gun point 
Cause there's no place like Detroit 

"Welcome to the wizard's kingdom 
The wizard of the ghetto as it's said 
Welcome to the wizard's kingdom 
Sorry, muthafucka, this is where you'll stay 
Scarecrow, you ain't shit to me 
And the lion ain't shit but a snack for three 
Tin Man, don't take me for a sucker 
I'll chew your ass up. and spit bullets out, muthafucka!" 

We let it rain, 
Servin' out slugs to his muthafucking brain 
Then I stepped back cool and calm 
Cause the Tin Man was dropping cluster bombs 
Everybody know about carjacking 
So me and the fellas went home macking 
Jumped in a smooth-ass ride 
Drop top Geo says "Wiz" on the side 
Gripped it back to the hood where we came from 
And that shit was fun 
Next thing I knew I was back at the party 
Got up and was finna to tell everybody 
But I just let it pass 
Cause I know they'll laugh at my drunk ass 

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