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Ivor Bigun - I'm A Wanker Lyrics

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TitleI'm A Wanker
ArtistIvor Bigun
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Duration00:03:16
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Song lyrics
My mother said
that I never should
never play with the naughty rude girls in the wood
Their giggling talk I could never understood
And thats why I fell in love with my right hand

(Chorus)
And thats why
I'm a wanker
I'm a wanker
And does me good like it bloody well should
I'm a wanker
I'm a wanker
And im always pulling my pudd

I was 25 years old
before I was kissed
and then I found the I prefered
a swift one off the wrist
Its cheap and convenient
and you cant catch VD
Its avalible at anytime and its absolutly free

(Chorus)
And thats why
I'm a wanker
I'm a wanker
And it does me good like it bloody well should
I'm wanker
I'm a wanker
and im always pulling my pudd

Oh Mrs Palm
and your 5 lovely daughters
Thank you for having me
and being oh so kind
I've got pains in my arms
and my donkeys growing shorter
My knees have turnt to water
And I think im going blind

I've wanked over Italy
I've wanked over Spain
I've wanked in an omibus
I've even had a wank in a train

I've used a badger
and a melon
and a cat
a inflatable Linda Lovelace
and a David Crocket hat

(Chorus)
And thats why
I'm a wanker
I'm a wanker
and it does me good like it bloody well should
I'm a wanker
I'm a wanker
and im always pulling my pudd

Oh Mrs Palm
and your 5 lovely daughters
Thank you for having me
and being oh so kind
I've pains in my arms
and my donkeys growing shorter
My knees have turnt to water
And I think im going blind
submitted on October 22th, 2004
corrected by Titch on April 27th, 2005

5 comments 

 Song comments
0 likes - like | 20-04-2014 16:02 Biggot_Ben 
Biggot_Ben
 
1 posts
I suppose he used his left hand for the bad spelling.
0 likes - like | 03-01-2005 00:13 Sophie_1 
Sophie_1
 
100 posts
haha haven't heard it b4 but sounds cool!! haha
0 likes - like | 02-01-2005 22:58 xoxoKate 
xoxoKate
 
494 posts
hahahaha i love it
0 likes - like | 23-10-2004 18:44 thisgirlthatboy 
thisgirlthatboy
 
314 posts
ex introduced me 2 this, and iw as the only girl he knew who liked it, funny song!
0 likes - like | 22-10-2004 15:13 DannyB 
DannyB
 
14,137 posts
Hahah.. I'd love people to listen to this song, if you cant find it and want it, I have it and can send you it.

(The lyrics rock)