"The Pussy Song" Lyrics

My girl has got a pussy
She keeps it hid from view
And everywhere that she goes
That pussy goes there too
It dont drink milk or wash it's face
It dont even purr
But its got lovely whiskers and lots of ginger furr
A week ago last tuesday
I come home from the pub
I said "Where that little pussy thtI love to stroke and rub?"
But pussy wasnt willing and it was plain to see
Someone had already stroked her
And that someone wasnt me

And..
Somebody else is stroking, a pussy I thought was mine
Smeone is petting poking and it really is a crime
And now my heart is broken
I'll kill that filthy swine
Cause somebody else is stroking the pussy I thought ws mine

Pussy x6
Pussy x6
Pussy x6
Pussy x6
Pussy x6

I loved that little pussy
It filled me with delight
but now I never see pussy all day
And it stay out late at night
Some siamese or persian
Who shattered all my dreams
It tiggled her nose like I once did
And he fills her up with cream

*miao's*

Where are ya, ya fucking cat?

Somebody else is stroking, a pussy I thought was mine
Smeone is petting poking and it really is a crime
And now my heart is broken
I'll kill that filthy swine
Cause somebody else is stroking the pussy I thought was mine

Pussy x6 (Repeat until fade)

There you are, you bloody animal!