Jello Biafra - Plastic Jesus Lyrics

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Well, I don't care if it rains or freezes 
Long as I have my plastic Jesus 
Riding on the dashboard of my car 
Through all trials and tribulations 
We will travel every nation 
With my plastic Jesus I'll go far 

CHORUS 
Plastic Jesus, plastic Jesus 
Riding on the dashboard of my car 
But I think he'll have to go 
His magnet ruins my radio 
And if we wreck he'll leave a scar 

Riding down a thoroughfare 
With his nose up in the air 
A wreck may be ahead, but He don't mind 
Trouble coming He don't see 
He just keeps His eye on me 
And any other thing that lies behind 
Plastic Jesus, Plastic Jesus 
Riding on the dasboard of my car 
Though the sunshine on his back 
Makes Him peel, chip and crack 
A little patching keeps Him up to par 

When pedestrians try to cross 
I let them know who's boss 
I never blow the horn or give them warning 
I ride all over town 
Trying to run them down 
And it's seldom that they live to see the morning 
Plastic Jesus, plastic Jesus 
Riding on the dashboard of my car 
His halo fits just right 
And I use it for sight 
And they'll scatter or they'll splatter near and far 

If I weave around at night 
And the police think I'm tight 
They'll never find my bottle, though they ask (yes they ask) 
Plastic Jesus shelters me 
For His head comes off, you see 
He's hollow, and I use Him for a flask 
Plastic Jesus, plastic Jesus 
Riding on the dashboard of my car 
Ride with me and have a dram 
Of the blood of the Lamb 
Plastic Jesus is a holy bar 

Plastic Jesus, plastic Jesus 
Riding on the dashboard of my car 
Once His robe was snowy white 
Not it isn't quite so bright 
Stained by the smoke of my cigar 

Plastic Jesus, plastic Jesus 
Riding on the dashboard of my car 
But I think he'll have to go 
His magnet ruins my radio 
And if we wreck he'll leave a scar

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lyrics submitted by Klown-666-
lyrics corrected by enner on 05-08-2005