"Txt Msg Brkup" Lyrics

You couldn't do it in person
Had to text message break up
You fuck up
Oh, my God, I want to throw up

You couldn't even spell break right
B-R-A-K-E? That's in your car, dummy
And I'm not going to take this disgrace
I'll be like mace in your face on myspace
Just you wait until you read the shit on you
I'm going to blog about
You like text so much? How much you like it now?

You can't text message break up
You can't text message break up
You can't text message break up
After two years?
You can't text message break up
You can't text message break up
You can't text message break up
Get a clue
I'll go Alanis Morissette on you

I'm going to blog and text and post and host
Podcast your bastard ass from coast to coast
My ex-bf is a cyberspace coward
And he plays with his asshole in the shower

I'm going to tell all my girlfriends how bad the sex was
I'm pissed like President Bush would be at a gay
parade in Texas
I'm going to spit until you shit
If you don't like it you can lick my fucking clit, for once!

You can't text message break up
Oh my god
You can't text message break up
I don't even got a dog
You can't text message break up
You still owe my twelve-hundred dollars shitbag
You can't text message break up
String up a stack
You can't text message break up
I want all my stuff back
You can't text message break up
Get a clue, no, let the clue stay lost, just fuck you!