"#61 One Direction "One Thing" parody" Lyrics

We're impossibly cute
In tight trousers and suits
Tabloids say that we're gay
And gay horses eat hay
(Hey)

These blokes aren't so bad.
Cheeky British lads
Damn this song is mad catchy
Hey Todd, don't you agree?

Something's wrong with Mark now.
Why does he have skinny pink jeans on?
(They're Salmon)
Because he's into One Direction now
I just like this one song.

So get off get off get off my case
Quit staring at that kid face
Look I don't know what the big deal is
If I like this one song
And the rest of their album
Screw you guys, I got a concert to go to

Hey girls for this next tune
We'll need some help from you
Who knows all of the words

Ooo – I know them for sure.

Sorry but your too old
And you just knocked over several kids
Maybe he could buy us beer though
And tell us what that one thing is.

Ok, old man come join our boy band.
Great
When do we run in the sand
Put on this tie and ( ) a wig
And lets do that left thing

Oh, I hate to be a party pooper
But this song sounds familiar
Oh wait you guys, I know what it is
It's I want it that way.

Cause I want it that way.

Oh no! He cracked the code
He remembers cause he's old.
You must die for what you know.

You got those wand things

You English d(beep)icks get off of my friend
You c(beep)unts brain washed my husband.

Oh, before you kill us, check out this thing
Oh god that is disgusting
I don't even want to know what that is
I think it's that One Thing.
Thanks Todd, and Stasia you saved my life.
Why was I into those guys.
But there is this other band that I dig
They're called: THE WANTED

You'll like The WANTED

Cool.