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    "#58 Carly Rae Jepsen "Call Me Maybe" Parody" Lyrics

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    We met last night at the club
    You told me you were in love
    Came home and smushed in the tub
    And now you're in my yard
    Woke up and saw you were gone
    Your running across my lawn
    without your pants or shoes on
    Here comes my St. Bernard
    Vodka was flowin'
    Butt cleavage was showin'
    Your mind I was blowin'
    Man we were so freaking wasted
    Tag, you're my boyfriend. My name is Carly
    But all my doctors, just call me "crazy"
    I made you poptarts with extra gravy
    But I'm a call girl, you have to pay me!
    Psych, I'm just kidding. Aren't I crazy
    Let's watch 12 hours of Chelsea Lately
    And all the other boys try to taaaaaze me
    The doors are locked now. You can't escape me.
    C'mon lets do sex again
    I want to be more than friends
    Look how far my legs can bend
    I'm sorry I can't stay
    Look I don't mean to be rude
    But, I don't think that we screwed
    I've got the pictures to prove it
    Hey don't look away
    You're my one and only
    That's what my dog told me
    But, don't think you own me
    Now lets sacrifice some chickens
    I've got some hand cuffs
    Feel free to spank me
    But here's the safe word
    It's "call me maybe"
    Hey, this is my band, they seem to haaaate me
    They don't look like they're really playing
    Crap that's my husband he's in the navy
    He's gonna to kill you. He's also crazy.
    I'm gonna kill you cus that's my "laaaady"
    What's going on here?
    He tried to rape me
    When people try to rape "my wife" it makes me so mad. It makes me feel bad
    I'm gonna kick your ass
    Come to think of it my wife is just guy in drag I need a real man
    So call me maybe

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