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    "The Ultimate Showdown" Lyrics

    Lemon Demon

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    Old Godzilla was hopping around
    Tokyo City like a big playground
    When suddenly Batman burst from the shade
    and hit Godzilla with a Batgrenade
    Godzilla got pissed and began to attack
    but didn't expect to be blocked by Shaq
    who proceeded to open up a can of Shaq Fu
    When Aaron Carter came out of the blue

    And he started beating up Shaquille O'Neal
    Then they both got flattened by the Batmobile
    but before it could make it back to the Batcave
    Abraham Lincoln popped out of his grave
    and took an AK-47 out from under his hat
    and blew Batman away with a rat-a-tat-tat
    but he ran out of bullets and he ran away
    because Optimus Prime came to save the day

    this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
    good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
    and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
    this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny

    Godzilla took a bite out of Optimus Prime
    like Scruff McGruff took a bite out of crime
    and then Shaq came back covered in a tire track
    but Jackie Chan jumped out and landed on his back
    and Batman was injured, and trying to get steady
    when Abraham Lincoln came back with a machete
    but suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped
    Indiana Jones took him out with his whip

    then he saw Godzilla sneaking up from behind
    and he reached for his gun which he just couldn't find
    'cause Batman stole it and he shot and he missed
    and Jackie Chan deflected it with his fist
    then he jumped in the air and did a somersault
    while Abraham Lincoln tried to pole vault
    onto Optimus Prime, but they collided in the air
    then they both got hit by a Care Bear Stare

    this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
    good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
    and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
    this is the Ultimate Showdown...

    angels sang out an immaculate chorus
    down from the heavens descended Chuck Norris
    who delivered a kick which could shatter bones
    into the crotch of Indiana Jones
    who fell over on the ground, writhing in pain
    as Batman changed back into Bruce Wayne
    but Chuck saw through his clever disguise
    and he crushed Batman's head inbetween his thighs

    then Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White and
    "Monty Python and the Holy Grail"'s Black Knight and
    Benito Mussolini and The Blue Meanie and
    Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie
    Robocop, the Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader
    Lo Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger
    Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan,
    Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan
    all came out of nowhere lightning fast
    and they kicked Chuck Norris in his cowboy ass
    it was the bloodiest battle the world ever saw
    with civilians looking on in total awe

    and the battle raged on for a century
    many lives were claimed, but eventually
    the champion stood, the rest saw their better:
    Mr. Rogers in a bloodstained sweater

    this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
    good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
    and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
    this is the Ultimate Showdown...
    (The Ultimate Showdown)
    this is The Ultimate Showdown...
    (The Ultimate Showdown)
    This is the Ultimate Showdown...
    Of Ultimate Destiny.
    This song was submitted on December 25th, 2005 and last modified on July 25th, 2010.
    Thanks to Cheshire Delusion for the contribution to this song.
    Lyrics licensed by LyricFind.

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    • LetsSingIt (17)
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       TDGhost says:
      Like 027-07-2014 19:03
       
      i used to just hum this song since i didn't know the lyrics
       Strawring says:
      Like 030-12-2010 19:07
       
      hahahahahahaXD
      Like 008-06-2010 05:40
       
      [topic=] Who getz hit by a carebear stare these days? LOL so furny(funny)
       the_evening says:
      Like 030-12-2006 04:48
       
      this song (and flash) is hilarious...i don't remember king kong being part of the ultimate showndow though...oh well
       jarofdirt says:
      Like 023-07-2006 22:04
       
      ... mr. rogers wins?
      Like 021-07-2006 19:37
       
      It's not as good as his other songs from his albums, but it is funny. And Lemon Demon will always be my favourite band.
       Metallicum says:
      Like 008-06-2006 21:01
       
      Great song
       everygrl says:
      Like 008-05-2006 02:24
       
      OH MY GAWD!! I love the flash video!!


      http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/showdown

      Click it!!
       duddek says:
      Like 006-05-2006 02:40
       
      every 1 has to see the vidio clip to this song on weebl toons
       duddek says:
      Like 005-05-2006 10:26
       
      this is 1 cool song man i know it off by heart in 2 minutes
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