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Lemon Demon - The Ultimate Showdown Lyrics

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TitleThe Ultimate Showdown
ArtistLemon Demon
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GenreRock
Duration00:03:47
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Song lyrics
Old Godzilla was hopping around
Tokyo City like a big playground
When suddenly Batman burst from the shade
and hit Godzilla with a Batgrenade
Godzilla got pissed and began to attack
but didn't expect to be blocked by Shaq
who proceeded to open up a can of Shaq Fu
When Aaron Carter came out of the blue

And he started beating up Shaquille O'Neal
Then they both got flattened by the Batmobile
but before it could make it back to the Batcave
Abraham Lincoln popped out of his grave
and took an AK-47 out from under his hat
and blew Batman away with a rat-a-tat-tat
but he ran out of bullets and he ran away
because Optimus Prime came to save the day

this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny

Godzilla took a bite out of Optimus Prime
like Scruff McGruff took a bite out of crime
and then Shaq came back covered in a tire track
but Jackie Chan jumped out and landed on his back
and Batman was injured, and trying to get steady
when Abraham Lincoln came back with a machete
but suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped
Indiana Jones took him out with his whip

then he saw Godzilla sneaking up from behind
and he reached for his gun which he just couldn't find
'cause Batman stole it and he shot and he missed
and Jackie Chan deflected it with his fist
then he jumped in the air and did a somersault
while Abraham Lincoln tried to pole vault
onto Optimus Prime, but they collided in the air
then they both got hit by a Care Bear Stare

this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
this is the Ultimate Showdown...

angels sang out an immaculate chorus
down from the heavens descended Chuck Norris
who delivered a kick which could shatter bones
into the crotch of Indiana Jones
who fell over on the ground, writhing in pain
as Batman changed back into Bruce Wayne
but Chuck saw through his clever disguise
and he crushed Batman's head inbetween his thighs

then Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White and
"Monty Python and the Holy Grail"'s Black Knight and
Benito Mussolini and The Blue Meanie and
Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie
Robocop, the Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader
Lo Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger
Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan,
Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan
all came out of nowhere lightning fast
and they kicked Chuck Norris in his cowboy ass
it was the bloodiest battle the world ever saw
with civilians looking on in total awe

and the battle raged on for a century
many lives were claimed, but eventually
the champion stood, the rest saw their better:
Mr. Rogers in a bloodstained sweater

this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
this is the Ultimate Showdown...
(The Ultimate Showdown)
this is The Ultimate Showdown...
(The Ultimate Showdown)
This is the Ultimate Showdown...
Of Ultimate Destiny.
submitted by Cheshire Delusion on December 25th, 2005
corrected on July 25th, 2010

17 comments 

 Song comments
0 likes - like | 27-07-2014 19:03 TDGhost 
TDGhost
 
3 posts
i used to just hum this song since i didn't know the lyrics
0 likes - like | 30-12-2010 19:07 Strawring 
Strawring
 
418 posts
hahahahahahaXD
0 likes - like | 08-06-2010 05:40 toastwithbutter 
toastwithbutter
 
1 posts
[topic=] Who getz hit by a carebear stare these days? LOL so furny(funny´╝ë
0 likes - like | 30-12-2006 04:48 the_evening 
the_evening
 
5 posts
this song (and flash) is hilarious...i don't remember king kong being part of the ultimate showndow though...oh well
0 likes - like | 23-07-2006 22:04 jarofdirt 
jarofdirt
 
1 posts
... mr. rogers wins?
0 likes - like | 21-07-2006 19:37 FranticFeathers 
FranticFeathers
 
268 posts
It's not as good as his other songs from his albums, but it is funny. And Lemon Demon will always be my favourite band.
0 likes - like | 08-06-2006 21:01 Metallicum 
Metallicum
 
811 posts
Great song
0 likes - like | 08-05-2006 02:24 everygrl 
everygrl
 
12 posts
OH MY GAWD!! I love the flash video!!


http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/showdown

Click it!!
0 likes - like | 06-05-2006 02:40 duddek 
duddek
 
79 posts
every 1 has to see the vidio clip to this song on weebl toons
0 likes - like | 05-05-2006 10:26 duddek 
duddek
 
79 posts
this is 1 cool song man i know it off by heart in 2 minutes
0 likes - like | 21-03-2006 04:19 impending_DOOM 
impending_DOOM
 
289 posts
hahaha this song is completely amazing!
0 likes - like | 20-03-2006 06:07 jockekim 
jockekim
 
21 posts
Omg!
0 likes - like | 05-03-2006 15:23 kaloko 
kaloko
 
39 posts
This song is quite amazing.
0 likes - like | 03-03-2006 03:21 Mishta 
Mishta
 
3 posts
This is the best song evar. 3
0 likes - like | 26-01-2006 15:39 uttern 
uttern
 
39 posts
This is real Great!
Funny,Funny,Funny!
0 likes - like | 15-01-2006 20:59 Zionix 
Zionix
 
16 posts
This is one of the best songs I have ever heard! It is freakin' hilarious! The flash of this song is so freakin' funny. You guys need to listen to this song!'Tis a great song!
0 likes - like | 28-12-2005 06:16 Earthheart 
Earthheart
 
7 posts
cheers to LD saw the flash on this and just....wow