Milkmen Dead - Bitchin' Camaro Lyrics

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(2 people talking)
Hey Jack what's happening?
I don't know
Well a rumor around town is you might be thinking about going down to the shore
Uh, yeah I think I'm going to go down to the shore
What are you going to do down there?
Uh, I don't know.. Play some video games, buy some Def Leopard T-Shirts..
Don't forget your Motley Crue T-Shirt you know
all proceeds go to get their leader singer out of jail
Uh huh
I can't wait to go down- Hey uhh, you gonna check out
the sandbar while your down there?
Uhh.. what's the sandbar?
Uh, it's a place where they let 16 year old kids drink
Aww.. Cool
Yeah- hey guess whose gonna be there?
Uh, who?
My favorite cover band, Crystal Shed
Wow
Yeah- they do a tour show..
Really impressed, in fact it goes
a little like this ''Love me 2 times baby,
love me twice today, Love me two times girl, 'cause I got aids.
Love me 2 times baby once for tomorrow once 'cause I got aids.''
-Pretty good Jim Morrison impression there, I hope those guys
have a good sense of humor and don't take us into court..
Uh.. What's the court?
Never-mind, that.
You mean the people's court?
No that's another story,
the important thing here is we get to the part where you ask me how
I'm gonna get down to the shore..
Oh, How you getting down to the shore?
Funny you should ask, I've got a car now.
Oh, Wow, how'd you get a car?
Oh my folks drove it up here from the Bahamas.
You're Kidding.
I must be, the Bahamas are islands.Okay, the
important thing here is that you ask me what kind of it is..
Oh, uhh, what kind of car do you got?
I gotta Bitchin' Camaro..

(Music Starts..)

bitchin' Camaro, bitchin' Camaro
I ran over my neighbors
Bitchin' Camaro, Bitchin' Camaro
Now its in all the papers

My folks bought me a bitchin' camaro with no insurance to match
So if I happen to run you down, please don't leave a scratch.

I ran over
Some Old Lady
Last night at the county fair
and I didn't get arrested
Because my dad's the mayor

Bitchin' Camaro, Bitchin' Camaro
Donuts on your lawn
Bitchin' Camaro, Bitchin' Camaro
tony orlando and dawn

When I drive past the kids, they all spit and cuss
'cause I've got a bitchin' camaro and they have to ride the bus
So you better get outta my way when I come through your yard
'cause I've got a bitchin' camaro and an exxon credit card

Bitchin' Camaro Bitchin' Camaro
"Hey man, where you headed?"
Bitching Camaro Bitchin Camaro
I'm drunk on unleaded unleaded!

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lyrics submitted by Nesli Bilgin
lyrics corrected by Abby on 27-04-2005