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    "The Rhubarb Tart Song" Lyrics

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    I want another slice of rhubarb tart.
    I want another lovely slice.
    I'm not disparaging the blueberry pie
    But rhubarb tart is oh so very nice.
    A rhubarb what? A rhubarb tart!
    A whatbarb tart? A rhubarb tart!
    I want another slice of rhubarb tart!

    The principles of modern philosophy
    Were postulated by Descartes.
    Discarding everything he wasn't certain of
    He said 'I think therefore I am a rhubarb tart.'
    A rhubarb what? A rhubarb tart!
    A Rene who? Rene Descartes!
    Poor nut he thought he was a rhubarb tart!

    Read all the existentialist philosophers,
    Like Schopenhauer and Jean-Paul Sartre.
    Even Martin Heidegger agrees on one thing:
    Eternal happiness is rhubarb tart.
    A rhubarb what? A rhubarb tart!
    A Jean-Paul who? A Jean-Paul Sartre!
    Eternal happiness is rhubarb tart.

    A rhubarb tart has fascinated all the poets.
    Especially the immortal bard.
    He caused Richard the Third to call on Bosworth Field:
    'My kingdom for a slice of rhubarb tart!'
    A rhubarb what? A rhubarb bard!
    Immortal what? Immortal tart!
    As rhymes go that is really pretty bard!
    • submitted on November 24th, 2004

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