"Hard Like Heroic" Lyrics

Haha! Well now! We call this the act of gaming!
But, there are several very really important differences
between real people and pixies that you should know about.

Gotta insert my floppy

Grind baby, grind baby
But not like the leveling kind
I mean like playing WoW online
and then a rogue gets you from behind

So here's your chance drop my pants
like we're raiding Gruul's but,
like the mushroom in Mario Brothers
you are just gonna get one up

In your Thunderbluff
Like a Shaman in the Buff
You'll love my totem where you PvP
I go for teens I'm just like Blizzard
and the ESRB

Stayin up all night it seems
Careening into caffeine
if you wanna raid late I'll mountain dew ya
Cause My Metal Gear's like Solid Snake
Hard to see but I'm breaking in to ya

[CHORUS]
Hard like Heroic, more than you can handle
So let's do it like a druid in the General Channel (Do it again now)
Hard like Heroic, more than you can handle
So let's do it like a druid in the General Channel (Gettin woody now!)

I love, that purple headed staff because it's epic
I think your Wii's the one for me because I'm swinging from the joystick
Movin too quick, carrot on a stick
Click on my button, alchemy
But I got my notion that my Noggenfogger Potion
Might give you the bone you need
Else you got small size like those Ally guys
No lies 'cuz gnomes don't come equipped
and then we'll cyber like Short Circuit
Johnny 5 with a microchip
Without a doubt I'm an epic mount
If you got a lot of stamina I'll smile
then come back once in a while
don't wanna subscribe just want the trial.

[CHORUS]x2

(Extra:)
Hey Nhym, whatcha eatin'?
Mm...something called... an Illegal Danish
Oh yeah? Is it any good?
Oh yeah! It takes like... 6 months to make one
Try new Illegal Danish!
Hope you're not hungry, it's gonna be awhile!