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Song score
Rhythm 9.7
Melody 9.7
Instruments 10.0
Lyrics 9.7
Vocal 9.7
This song has been reviewed 6 times. Overall score for this song, 9.8.
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Nirvana - Floyd The Barber Lyrics

Song details
TitleFloyd The Barber
ArtistNirvana
AlbumBleach (1989) , Track 2 ,
Sliver - The Best Of The Box (2005) , Track 4 ,
With The Lights Out (2004) , Track 9
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Song lyrics
Bell on door clanks - come on in
Floyd observes my hairy chin
Sit down chair, don't be afraid
Steamed hot towel on my face

I was shaved (x3)

Barney ties me to the chair
I can't see, I'm really scared
Floyd breathes hard, I hear a zip
Pee-Pee pressed against my lips

I was shamed (x3)

I sense others in the room
Opey Aunt Bee, I presume
They take turns in cut me up
I died smothered in Andy's butt

I was shaved (x3)
lyrics corrected on 21-05-2005




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14-09-2004 01:09lbp116 is offline lbp116 

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lol, this song is really disturbing.. but it makes me laugh.
24-10-2004 10:54radio_friendly is offline radio_friendly 

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This song rules!! tis one ov my favorties, we cover this in my band!! has a great solo too, and its easy, but who cares, it rules!!
30-10-2004 20:45Nirvana_Spirit is offline Nirvana_Spirit 

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Dave grohl is the best drummer ever, but in this song he isn't the drummer and the drum is really cool!!!
08-11-2004 14:18Eithan is offline Eithan 

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In this song the drumer is Chad Chaning .
12-12-2004 23:28Red_Dead is offline Red_Dead 

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Acutally, on the back of Bleach, it says that Dale Crover was the drums on Floyd the Barber, Paper Cuts, and Downer.
10-02-2005 15:03meteora67 is offline meteora67 

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funny song!!!!! very funny ....
i like it a lot ...
bell on door ring ... ..... .....
20-05-2005 17:49the_josh is offline the_josh 

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this song is really unnerving but its one of the most clever nirvana songs ive ever heard
11-03-2006 09:54mnorderang is offline mnorderang 

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The greatest Nirvana song
24-04-2006 23:44VCVerse is offline VCVerse 

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Ha ha, I just found out not too long ago that Barney, Aunt Bee, Floyd, and whoever else in the song were all from the Andy Griffith show.


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