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This song has been reviewed 52 times. Overall score for this song, 9.8.
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Panic! At The Disco - There's A Good Reason These Tables Are Numbered Ho Lyrics

Song details
TitleThere's A Good Reason These Tables Are Numbered Ho
ArtistPanic! At The Disco
AlbumA Fever You Can't Sweat Out (2005) , Track 12
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Rank2,156 (+1,065) history
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Song lyrics
Please, leave all overcoats, canes and top hats with the doorman
And from that moment, you'll be out of place and underdressed
I'm wrecking this evening already and loving every minute of it
Ruining this banquet for the mildly inspiring and...

Please, leave all overcoats, canes and top hats with the doorman
And from that moment, you'll be out of place and underdressed
I'm wrecking this evening already and loving every minute of it
Ruining this banquet for the mildly inspiring and...

When you're in black slacks with accentuating, off-white, pinstripes
Whoa, everything goes according to plan

I am the new cancer, never looked better, you can't stand it
Because you say so under your breath
You're reading lips "When did he get at all confident?"

Haven't you heard that I'm the new cancer?
Never looked better, and you can't stand it

Next is a trip to the, the ladies room in vain, and
I bet you just can't keep up (keep up) with these fashionistas, and
Tonight, tonight you are, you are a whispering campaign
I bet to them your name is "Cheap"
I bet to them you look like sh--

Talk to the mirror, choke back tears.
And keep telling yourself that "I'm a diva!"
Oh and the smokes in that cigarette box on the table
They just so happen to be laced with nitroglycerin

I am the new cancer, never looked better, you can't stand it
Because you say so under your breath
You're reading lips "When did he get at all confident?"

Haven't you heard that I'm the new cancer?
Never looked better, and you can't stand it

Haven't you heard that I'm the new cancer?
I've never looked better, and you can't stand it

Haven't you heard that I'm the new cancer?
I've never looked better, and you can't stand it

And I know, and I know, it just doesn't feel like a night out with no one sizing you up
I've never been so surreptitious, so of course you'll be distracted when I spike the punch

And I know, and I know, it just doesn't feel like a night out with no one sizing you up
I've never been so surreptitious, so of course you'll be distracted when I spike the punch

And I know, and I know, it just doesn't feel like a night out with no one sizing you up
I've never been so surreptitious, so of course you'll be distracted when I spike the punch
lyrics submitted by weneed_avacancy on 12-11-2005
lyrics corrected on 03-12-2006




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15-11-2005 22:03biteXme_imXrad is offline biteXme_imXrad 
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this song makes me want to do jazz hands and dance like they did in the old days *swing dancing*
20-11-2005 20:30jockprincess63 is offline jockprincess63 
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i'm a diva!!! haha this song is so awesome. whenever i hear it i wanna get up and do the jitterbug or something and i hate dancing... thats how fantastic it is!!
23-11-2005 18:29dienow is offline dienow 
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song kicks ass. favorite track on the album

haven't you heard that i'm the new cancer

sweet lyrics and all around great song
18-12-2005 17:43xslight is offline xslight 
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wtf. this song = the best. 3333333xforever, yo.

Everything in this song is.. OHMYGODAMAZING.
My favourite part: "With your new black slacks with assentuating offwhite pinstripes!"

8D Yes, I can't spell that. one. wordd. 8D And I'm too lazy to look at the lyrics for it. XD
25-12-2005 23:03Zaphal is offline Zaphal 
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i love how P!ATD isnt afraid of a little variety. none of their songs sound alike. i must say this is by far my favorite off the cd. makes me wanna swing dance im afraid i might overplay this song. im in love. i cant see how anyone could have anything against it. as if it's beat wont lure you in, its lyrics and ideas tumble out so beautifully. Amazing. i must say. P!ATD has my respect
30-12-2005 19:41xxcyanidexx is offline xxcyanidexx 
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I love this song, I won't say it's my favorite on the whole CD cuzz I love all teh songs! "I'm a DIVA!"
01-01-2006 11:08Alien_06 is offline Alien_06 
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This is crazy, every song for 'em is just RADICAL! seriously they're the best specially when you think this is their first album! whoa, they're good!

* offtopic :
I *heart* Brendon Urie

08-01-2006 21:39xAllAroundUnox is offline xAllAroundUnox 
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Great song!

P!ATD is love!
01-02-2006 19:10Stef05 is offline Stef05 
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this songs got a real jazz feel to it. the lyrics are mad but really well thought out, makes you think
03-02-2006 17:26MCR_lovr is offline MCR_lovr 
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love this song, it reminds me of Aladdin
07-02-2006 22:04wittynickname is offline wittynickname 
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I don't really understand what the song is about..maybe I'm just dense?

Can someone explain.
11-02-2006 00:18nitro4723 is offline nitro4723 
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it's a great song
24-02-2006 23:06yEllOwCaRdrOx03 is offline yEllOwCaRdrOx03 
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THIS. SONG. IS. THE. BEST.

ohhh boy. smart lyrics+good beat=geniuuusss.

i've never been so surreptitious, course i'll be distracted when i spike the punch..

haha surreptitious is our vocab word this week. i love how they're not afraid to put big words in.

oh and "wittynickname"...the song is about this guy going to this banquet or whatever, and he sees his ex-gf. he has a huge ego about himself now and is saying "i've never looked better, and you can't stand it"...and she's starting to feel jealous about he's the "big thing" now and she's nothing ("cause you say so under your breath, you're reading lips 'when did he get all confident?'")...so basically he's just getting revenge on her by being this big thing..

at least that's what i get out of it
01-03-2006 02:34livin_life_3433 is offline livin_life_3433 
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ha i love the intro
02-03-2006 23:02SpazzingJise311 is offline SpazzingJise311 
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take a bow p!atd
03-03-2006 11:18floozie_cow is offline floozie_cow 
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Woooooooooooo great song! I really have to go see these dude!!!!!!!!!!wooooooo i love em!
05-03-2006 21:49bballchicka is offline bballchicka 
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im luving the intro and the song is called "There is a Reason These Table are Numbered Honey, You Just Haven't Thought of it Yet"

note the word honey not ho
14-03-2006 01:36xXbella_morteXx is offline xXbella_morteXx 
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P!atd is really awsome. especially when you think this is their first CD. I love them
27-03-2006 22:18Gabeth is offline Gabeth 
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Best.song.ever
28-03-2006 17:15Jaff is offline Jaff 
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Love this song. Great lyrics too.

*hearts this song*

awesome.
31-03-2006 23:20LlamasAreSexxi is offline LlamasAreSexxi 
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Mustafa > GREAT SONG!!!!!!!!!

Simbak > Awesome song!!! Go P!ATD







Mustafa and Simbak
01-04-2006 22:08brittanyfehr is offline brittanyfehr 
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its a really good song
07-04-2006 00:25inna4luv is offline inna4luv 
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i love the name of the song its genious lol
the song is great!! i love it theyre genre is great
geniously perfect
16-04-2006 15:55ciss91 is offline ciss91 
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Cool I like this song.. Catchy
Listening to it now
22-04-2006 16:36wtf290 is offline wtf290 
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I might be crazy, but I think the word is "canter", not "cancer". Wouldn't that make more sense, being the lead singer, and becoming famous for it? I think it suits the song more.

For anyone who doesnt know, a canter would be the lead singer in a band, choir, or chorus.

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