"Bum Like You" Lyrics

You're always up to no good
Your fingers in my cookie jar
You can have my checkbook, Visa and my MasterCard too
Ain't no price to high for what you do

You could be my dog
I would post your bail bonds when cash was tight
We could fall in love
I could be the apple of your eye
Let's do it right now

My new favorite thing to do
Is wasting my time on a bum like you
My new favorite thing to do
Is wasting my time on a bum like you

Your car's a dump and you're broke
That's all right
I never liked them fancy guys
You don't even look good
God it aint right
But your story's acting out of sight

We could fall apart
I would post your bail bonds when cash was tight
We could fall in love
I could be the apple of your eye
Let's do it right now

My new favorite thing to do
Is wasting my time on a bum like you
My new favorite thing to do
Is wasting my time on you, yeah
My new favorite thing to do
Is wasting my time on a bum like you
My new favorite thing to do
Is wasting my time on a bum like you

You're always up to no good
You catch on like a bonfire
Every single worn out line is shiny and new
I never met a sweeter liar

You could be my king
I'd would knit you mittens and make you pie
We could fall in love
I could be the apple of your eye
Let's do it right now

My new favorite thing to do
Is wasting my time on a bum like you
My new favorite thing to do
Is wasting my time on you

(Take the VCR) My new favorite thing to do
(The keys to my house) Is wasting my time on a bum like you
(The keys to my car) My new favorite thing to do
(I don't need it no more) Is wasting my time on you
(Give me the keys to your heart)

Wasting my time on you