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Rodney Carrington - Dear Penis Lyrics

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TitleDear Penis
ArtistRodney Carrington
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Dear Penis,
I don't think I like you anymore,
You used to watch me shave,
Now all you do is stare at the floor.
Oh dear Penis,
I don't like you anymore.

It used to be you and me,
A paper towel, and a dirty magazine,
That's all we needed to get by.
Now it seems things have changed,
I think that your the one to blame.
Dear Penis,
I don't like you anymore.

Now he sings,

Dear Rodney,
I don't think I like you anymore,
'Cause when you get to drinkin'
You put me places I've never been before.
Dear Rodney,
I dont like you anymore.

Why can't we just get a grip,
On our man to hand relationship.
Come to terms with truly how we feel.
If we put our heads together,
We'd just stay home forever.
Dear Penis,
I think I like you after all.

Oh and Rodney,
While yer shavin',
Shave my balls.
submitted by aLaNa FrEmLiN
corrected by Tammy on 20-01-2005


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  19-10-2005 01:17 ash_a_wee223 
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this song is HILARIOUS!!!!!
  02-02-2005 21:52 DutchwonderBoy 
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this one s so funny i mean..Dear penis..and his penis starts sining to..
  09-09-2004 08:52 aggplanta 
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And here you can both see it and here it :-)
http://www.rodneycarrington.com/dearpenis.php
  30-07-2004 21:03 sarah_2204 
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haha oh my.. funny but perverted lol


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