Rodney Carrington - Show Them To Me Lyrics

Oh it seems to me this whole world's gone crazy
There's too much hate and killin' going on
But when I see the bare chest of a woman
My worries and my troubles are all gone
No one thinks of fightin'
When they see a topless girl
Maybe if you would show yours too
We could save the world

Show them to me
Show them to me
Unclasp your bra and set those puppies free
They'd look a whole lot better without that sweater baby
I'm sure you'll agree
If you've got two funbags
Show them to me

I don't care if they don't match
Or one's bigger than the other
You can show me one
And I'll imagine the other
Even if you're really old
There's nothing wrong
Don't be sad, your boobs ain't bad
They're just a little long

Show them to me
Show them to me
Lift up your shirt and let the whole world see
Just disrobe, show your globes
And a happy man I'll be
If you've got dos chichis
Show them to me

I've met a lot of them
But never one I've hated
Even if you've had 13 kids
And you think they look deflated
There's no such thing as a bad breast
I believe this much is true
If you're a big fat man I'm a titty fan
And I'd love to see yours too

Show them to me
Show them to me
Just like the girls gone wild on TV
Just lean back and show your rack
And I'll be in ecstasy
If you got two casabas
Show them to me

(Show them, show them to me)
All the world will live in harmony
It'll do you good, and it'll gimme wood and we'll make history
If you love your country
I'm gonna say it one more time
I said if you love your country, yeah
Then stand your ass up and show them big ole titties to me