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    "I'm A Korean" Lyrics

    Genre:Hip-Hop, Pop
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    I'm a Korean
    And i'd like my chinese food cooked right
    Cause they're not giving me the good rice
    And the dyke giving me my food looks like a lesbian
    I don't like how my beef pork looks like
    And the last time i eat your food i got the
    Rice chicken beef tofu now i poop while i'm peeing

    And you might not belive i could fight
    I'm a white belt but i have two stripes
    I don't like all you little blue eyed dumb white Europeans
    I would like to just drink my bud light
    Maybe bomb a couple thing in Hawaii
    And blow up the countries i don't like
    Cause i'm a Korean

    I'm not that nice (uh uh)
    I build a bomb (yeah)
    Then pick a country (you)
    And blow it up
    I work for NASA (cool)
    We look at stars (wow)
    You know Apollo
    That movie is good

    I talk like ching chang chong
    Why do you drop on me so much Napalm
    I been trained to kill with my Tai Kwan Do
    And my whole continent is a dry cleaning store
    I like to play magic cards
    You heard of china
    I was in charge of china town in Vietnam
    I'm still around
    You can come through to play

    When i play poker i just throw all my chips in
    Hello, i'm yellow just like Homer Simpson
    I smoke coke, it's fun
    You think i'm joking man
    I made alot of money from Pokémon

    I'm a Korean
    I think Michael Jackson's a good guy
    I don't mind if he sleeps with young guys
    Cause in my country we can touch young guys
    On their penis
    And my wife is 13 and cooks my
    Macaroni n' cheese so good i got her out on the street
    For a good good price 10 years ago

    I'm not gonna lie (uh uh)
    I like it rough (uh huh)
    Hillary Clinton
    Let's get it on (woo)
    I have a missile (uh huh)
    It's very small (so small)
    It's in my pants (hehe)
    I can't get it up (aww)

    I bomb New York (oops)
    Better luck next time
    You heard of London (uh huh)
    Not anymore (aww)
    I bomb Iran (yeah)
    Oops that's Japan
    Not again
    I made a goof
    Now i gotta start again

    I roll thw world up in a ball like Katamari
    If i bomb your crib, yep sorry
    I'm a ninja warrior
    I went to Harvard, i bomb pearl harbor
    I want the whole world to know that i'm powerful
    (I am small penis)

    Everyone to the floor, we all gonna die
    Put your heads between your legs and say ko ni chi wa
    Death to all, fuck the world cause i like Tupac
    Now the world must stop, cause of my small cock

    One day you'll say why is everyone dead
    Why didn't we just do what Kim Jong II said
    Now we all are slaves, monkeys run this place
    It's planet of the apes (oh okay)

    I'm a Korean
    And i'm not gonna beef with suge knight
    Because i think that if he heard my
    My Tupac parody he'd find my and tell me i'm stealing

    And i'd like my chinense food cooked right
    I don't like Japanese or the Thai
    I would like to see the whole world die
    Cause i'm a Korean

    (extended version)
    i like it up the bum bum bum
    it feels very nice (so good)
    you remind me of my mum
    cause i'm a Korean
    • submitted on April 2nd, 2010
    • corrected by danny shean on August 4th, 2010

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       giggidy says:
      Like 026-04-2011 13:56
      this song is awsome
       Vincent2128 says:
      Like 004-12-2010 10:46
      A bit of over-swearing in there, I keep skipping them. yes, it is sort of racist, but it's a song. Who cares?
      ??? lol why "Put your head between your legs and say ko ni chi wa"? konichiwa is Japanese...and North Korea isnt exactly friendly with them...
      Like 015-10-2010 17:37
      racist lol but funny.. i like a good parody