Say Anything - Wow, I Can Get Sexual, Too Lyrics

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{ringing} 

if i die and go to hell real soon 
it will appear to me as this room 
and for eternity i'd lay in bed 
in my boxers, half stoned 
with a pillow under my head 

i'd be chatting on the inter-web 
maggots prey upon the living dead 
i have no interest in the things she said 
on the phone, every day, 
i'll permanetly hit the hay. 

Hey 

i called her on the phone and she touched herself 
she touched herself, she touched herself 
i called her on the phone and she touched herself 
i laughed myself to sleep. 

at this rate, 
i'll be heading for electric chairs. 
i'm only human with my cross to bare 

when she described her underwear, 
i forgot all the rules 
my rabbi taught me in the old shul 

you're too young to be this empty girl 
ill prepare you for a sick dark world 
know that you will be my down fall 
but i call and i call and i call all 

i called her on the phone and she touched herself, 
she touched herself, she touched herself 
i called her on the phone and she touched herself, 
i laughed myself to sleep. 

i don't know what i want. 
i don't know what i want. 
i don't know what i want. 
i don't know what i want. 
i don't know what i want. 
i don't know what i want. 
i don't know what i want. 
i don't know what i want. 

i called her on the phone and she touched herself, 
she touched herself, she touched herself, 
i called her on the phone and she touched herself, 
i laughed myself to sleep. 

i called her on the phone and she touched herself, 
she touched herself, she touched herself. 
i called her on the phone and she touched herself, 
i laughed myself to sleep.

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lyrics submitted by nick on 15-11-2005
lyrics corrected on 05-04-2007