"Most Epic Vacation Ever (Cannon Penis)" Lyrics

Feet in the sand
Sunglasses on my face
Hat on my head
I'm in Surf City, I'm in Surf City!

Watch me play my miniature golf
Get it in the hole
Panthers biting my hand
It hurts

Tiki man humping just for fun
Feeding dolphins out of my hand 'cause I can
Cannon penis!

This tiki man is biting off my hand
Skee ball is fun!
Even though I'm really bad at it

I am on a pirate ship
I'm going to kill you
I am in front of the ocean
Now I'm in the ocean

Oh my god, this pizza is amazing!
Surfboards!
Why do I suck so much at skee ball?
Ice cream!
Vacation over!